Yay on all fronts! I bet you look super gorg in your new clothes! And you sound like an awesome supervisor that any junior resident would be lucky to have!

Like SNAILS.

Teamwork!

I’m much more amused that he appears to believe that men have magnanimously granted women equal rights, but women would never do the same if the positions were reversed.

I rather enjoy the idea of a beautiful lake and waterfall in the middle of the city. Very aesthetic.

you don’t understand plumbing. thanks for jumping back on jez tho. it must be hard to respond to these comments, what with your mom calling you from the basement for dinner and you heating up in nba jam

I mean, the fact that having your genitalia on the outside of your body seems rather unhepful, and it does seem to not regulate itself so well. But I’m sitting here on the couch wondering if that stabbing feeling in my lower abdomen is the result of too much indian food or if the piece of plastic I have in my uterus…

Basically. From the Independent:

Wait. So this would ban abortions even when the mother’s life is at risk?

I heard it was rubber cement she stole from a kindergardener.

Thanks, that makes sense. And momofpeanut explained that this was 7 hours after the assault. And her level is still above the legal level to drive a car — in fact, it’s almost twice that. How anyone could see someone in that state and think, “I know! I’ll take this opportunity to commit sexual assault!” I’ll never…

Because this is a world that considers sex worse than Megan Trainor’s music.

My new Wi-Fi doesn’t seem to work / No, no internet, that’s the worst / And my iPhone always seems to die / Right before I hit reply

I read it differently, not that they were trying to clear her name from being a girl who had sex, but to clear her name from being a liar.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

I understand that he has words, the best words. I don’t know, maybe someone pointed him towards thesaurus.com?

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

They’re talking about her persona, not her body. Similar to when a boring/mediocre white actor or entertainer gets compared to “white bread.” Buttered noodles = bland, boring, etc.

Ya, but reminding everyone that you were against FDR is an odd way to go about underlining your credibility on the subject and set up an endorsement.

Flubbing the landing? That shit was full on Hindenburg.