I didn’t even say how much I hate the taste of banana (although I can be convinced to eat them if covered in peanut butter or chocolate). That sounds like a really traumatic memory from your childhood and I’m proud of you for moving on :D

More than zero?

sorry everyone

Who’s more sensitive, someone who experiences emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault, or someone who experiences emotional distress over a sign warning people who might feel emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault?

He denied the word[bitchy] had sexist implications, saying it was synonymous with ‘crabby.’

No, clowns ruined clowns. You cannot time travel to a time where people are not afraid of clowns because they are inherently scary.

i’m thinking of starting a game with them. like how you ice people by hiding a smirnoff ice and when they find it they have to chug it. except i’m gonna hide the crocs and when he finds them he has to make out with me while i’m wearing them.

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

Do you have a proposal to accomplish “removing the thorn” or will you just be going with the classic gas chamber approach?

So what you’re saying is “just get rid of the Jews and all our problems will go away”?

Cat pee has an insanely strong smell, I completely believe that it would cover the smell of rotting flesh.

“Walla?” They mean voila, no? Jesus that’s painful for so many reasons.

Well it’s a shame it took her whole family getting sick but it’s refreshing to hear an anti-vaxxer say “I was wrong, I was batshit, I’ve since researched and have changed my mind”.

I like to consider myself a font of sketchy-ass international wisdom.

I think he makes her wear a Ted Cruz mask.

I think Heidi straps one on and makes him call her “Madam President.”

Egor claims HE was the breadwinner between the two

I wonder if you have ever flown before because there is absolutely no rule against bringing food onto a plane.

A doll possessed by evil demons could be a problem.

I hate the smell of bananas, and more than that, I hate that bananas spread their smell to everything they’re around. Ugh.