This is based on sound scientific reasoning. Mass produces gravity, gravity distorts things, ergo the greater the mass of the news anchor, the more distorted their truth is. That’s science. And maths. And not in any way fucked up beauty standards that say that a woman’s worth is conditional on her attractiveness and…

The evidence doesn’t support that hypothesis. Crime rates dropped to about the same degree in Canada and Mexico, too; they didn’t change their sentencing practices or see the sharp increase in prison population the USA did.

I’m sure it’s just for votes. Even Satan her dad is pro-gay marriage. And honestly, that is far, far worse to me than someone who would choose religion over their actual human family member, which is bad enough. It’s cynical in a way that is reminiscent of her father.

Translation; “your biogty-ass votes are worth more than my sister’s feelings and our relationship.” You know, family values.

I thought she made a typo in her tweet by referring to herself as “Congressman” but apparently it's a new trend amongst Conservative women to refer to themselves as such.

“I love my sister! I just disagree that she is an entire person deserving of happiness and family.”

THANK YOU! That’s what I’m saying.

“Listen, I love Mary very much, I love her family very much, this is just an issue on which we disagree”

They need tutors and a reality check that less than 1 percent of people entering the acting profession, for example, work regularly enough for it to be their main source of income.

“I love my sister! It’s just that we disagreed on whether or not she deserved to be alive”

I really disagree with my sister being tall. I mean, I love her and all, but she’s totally going to tall-person hell.

“This is just an issue on which we disagree”

But is this really an alternative? It’s not like there’s a high overlap between “does terrible in traditional educational environments” and “has incredible musical/acting/dance/etc. talent.” I mean it’s great that LaGuardia was there for the slim margin of students that fit that bill, but schools like LaGuardia…

I’m what would be conventionally called “skinny” (to the extent that strangers feel the need to comment on it. I’m built like my dad, in my case it has nothing to do with diet or exercise and everything to do with genetics. I’m not proud or ashamed, it’s just, whatever.) The one time I modelled as a favour to a friend…

Wow. You must be her doctor.

Yes. Also, I’m a lifelong sewist and design a lot of clothes for various body shapes... And I constantly study/lecture on old courturiers and haute couture, fashion history..

How can we let a man anywhere near the nuclear codes? They’re too emotional to lead! SAD!

God, men are so emotional

You don’t get early onset anything at 68. If you get it at 68 you just get it. Early onset my ass.

Funny, the first time I heard of Martin Shkreli I was immediately able to diagnose him with advanced terminal Being A Prolapsed Anus syndrome. (I’m working on getting this terrible condition recognized under the name Shkreli Syndrome.)