Also, they ripped off my life story of having a lot of promise at the beginning before sliding into lazy nonsense.

I feel like Dorothy Parker would have loved that. But I also feel like she would have been a massive Twitter celebrity.

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of this and of that
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am the Queen of Snapchat

“We are literally living in a time when you can say you’re something on the Internet and become that thing[.]”

Flawleth? I don’t think tho! ;)

It’s just like that time I applied to be a doctor at a hospital in Seattle and they turned me down. I mean, someone else could do all of the surgery & diagnosing stuff. I just want to date other cute doctor’s like on Grey’s Anatomy. I really don’t see the problem.

They told me that having seen Event Horizon several times does not qualify me to do ‘all that space shit’.

I didn't know that Abigail Fisher had changed her name.

That reminds me, I’ve gotta get cracking on my lawsuit against NASA.

“You can hold the unscientific and unsubstantiated belief that human life starts at conception but keep that your business.”

You can argue that Hillary is not a step toward the “change we need,” but she is sure as shit a step away from the FUCKING CLIFF WE’RE GOING TO BE JUMPING OFF OF IF WE ELECT DONALD MOTHERFUCKING TRUMP. You ever heard the phrase “cutting off your nose to spite your face?”

As the legal counsel for the NAACP in this case, I can tell you the following: 1. Attorney Burton had worn the pin before in court, without incident.2. The button, in question, was the size of a nickel and mostly obstrued by her label. 3. The judge would never have noticed the pin, but for the complaint of one of the…

If you did, you’d be a dick, too, just like they’re being.

I just think this is an excellent post. I completely agree that it seems like so many people came out and got energized, which is amazing, but the elections that make a difference for the most part in your everyday life are your local elections - including judges. Even if people are not happy with their presidential…

Honestly, I’m a Bernie supporter who’s going to vote for Hillary, and probably even campaign for her, because, whether the circumstances were fair or not, he lost, and she’s now the only thing standing in the way of protofascist Donald Trump winning the presidency. And allowing Trump to win the presidency would be…

Yes. Especially when they were interrupting Booker’s speech with “Black Lives Matter.” Supposedly, they were all from the California delegation. -__-

You’re absolutely right. That they would protest the civil rights pioneer when he talked has completely turned me against them. They didn’t have to fight for anything, everything’s been handed to them. If they are the future I’m glad that I’m a senior citizen. I voted for Bernie in the primaries and gave money but…

Yup. They booed during Rep. Cummings speech and chanted over Sen. Elizabeth Warren. Yeah, as a woman of colour I feel super warm and welcomed by the Bernie or Bust crowd

isn’t it grand that idiots come in all shapes and sizes and races and genders? thanks for sharing.