theartistformerlyknownasotiseagle
theartistformerlyknownasotiseagle
theartistformerlyknownasotiseagle

Yes! I answer the phone at work as “Attorney [last name] speaking” because I got so sick of clients assuming I am a secretary, but they still make this assumption, even after I just introduced myself as an attorney.

Nah, it’s for my MST3K tapes that I haven’t bothered to replace yet.

Because it was D.Rose and LeBron who did it. Just like in politics and in life, in sports the rich and powerful don’t get punished yet the ones with less power and money we throw the book at them. That is why I see these women as having more balls than LeBron and company. LeBron and co. could make even stronger

If you’re in my house (I’m under the age of 60) who still has 2 VCRs, it’s for one reason only.

Big fucking scary zombie butterflies as written by Stephen King.

It feels like someone tossed a cleaver into your lower abdomen from a relatively close distance and began twisting it clockwise, then counter-clockwise, along with the accompanying ever present fear that you’re leaving a trail of gore where ever you roam. 4 Advil? Don’t mind if I do!

Statistics devoid of context are bunk.

i’m so happy these two were found guilty...but MY GOD. DON’T SHARE YOUR CRIMES ON SOCIAL MEDIA. FUCKING NIMRODS.

And not just you! Think about spending your entire high school experience with your mom!

A self-selected group of white, middle-to-upper class kids from stable homes whose parents have college educations compared favorably to the general population? Color me shocked.

My husband badly wants to homeschool, he really hates traditional education. There is a big problem though, we need two incomes, he can’t seem to get his head around this.

I love my kids dearly, but spending all day, every day with them until they are of high school graduation age would drive me insane.

You can make it work, you just have to prioritize it, like everything else.

In a strictly selfish sense, for affluent families with highly educated parents, I could see homeschooling as a net good for the child. As a teacher myself, I mourn the loss of students who have decent support systems to the general classroom. The damage removing students who have great advantages does to everybody

As my dad used to say "I see why some animals eat their young."

I mean, yeah, I could homeschool. But then I’d have to spend a bunch of time with my kids.

My undergrad’s nursing program was also brutally difficult. Turned out amazing nurses, but holy shit did they work hard for it. My sophomore year roommate was a nursing major.

If it makes you feel better, the standardized test to get into medical school (MCAT) and the standardized tests in med school are highly, highly controlled for cheating. I can’t think of how anyone could pull it off—and anyone smart enough to pull it off probably wouldn’t need to. So take comfort in the fact that

Somewhere out there, E.L. James just preordered this and opened a new Word doc.