When you lie you make baby jesus sad.

Had one of my soldiers in Iraq taking a college course, he needed to give a “public speech” for one project - he chose anti-abortion as his topic, with lots of slides. All I could think is that I wanted gummi bears afterward.

Women Vote Trump was careful to note that they’re a diverse movement. Stacey Dash, the newly vocal conservative actress, was supposed to be there, according to the program, but did not attend. An unnamed person from Latinas for Trump was supposed to attend, but also apparently couldn’t make it.

Dude, please......

Ladies meeting outside malls is political correctness run amok! Sad!! We can think for ourselves and be a cliche if we want!!1! ANyway, you know you want to be at teh mall right now!!! Lesbian shitasses!!!!

Here’s the thing, though. I have no interest in Labyrinth. I don’t want to see it, I won’t go see it. Nor will most of my friends. But you don’t see me seeking out Labyrinth fan pages, or articles about Labryinth, to shit on it. I’m not interested in it, but I don’t feel the need to shit on people who are. I know my…

I wanted to see it, I saw it, and I loved it. And I didn’t feel emasculated by seeing a bunch of women busting ghosts. I just checked and my testicles are right where I left them down there.

Me and all my nerd friends went to see it (separately) over the weekend and loved it. It was awesome and your life will be sadder for lacking it. :’(

*jerk off motion*

Welcome to Ohio. Make sure when the ascension happens and trump turns into a giant snake, you don’t get eaten.

Yes, years. Stop shit-stirring.

Whether or not chritter is a tool (I have no idea, I recognise the name but don’t particularly recall where I stand on him as a person) I wouldn’t be agreeing with that particular version of That is Not Ironic.

I’ve followed Chritter’s comments for literally YEARS. He’s good people. You’re being an asshole and you have no idea what you’re talking about. Stop it.

but did he ask for boob pics? I mean, just typing “boobs” is not saying hey show me yours. I get where you are coming from, but I find it a stretch to say misogyny or sexism here. people are sexual beings. even if he was starting a conversation about sex, it doesn’t seem to me that he was forcing it on anyone or…

Also white guys are usually already perceived as calm and rational, while women and poc are percieved as irrational and hysterical. We don’t even start a conversation on the same footing, a white guy can be practically screaming but the second I raise my voice a little i’m being dramatic...sigh.

I’m right there with you. I am trying so hard to get myself fit and healthy before I hit the big 5-0. Going to the community rec center has been a challenge as it is. The idea that someone might be judging me, mocking me, as I work out or shower after is making me want to never put myself out there again.

On Monday I will be 53. I have an appointment for a goal-setting fitness regime with an incredibly hot and ripped instructor. I make that lady in the photo look like an Olympic diving champion. I’m going anyway. I fucking don’t care anymore. I want to get healthy. Please keep living your life like a diving champion.…

This woman just kept A LOT of women who were insecure about their bodies from setting foot in a gym. She has been valued for her looks for so long, she probably has no idea that she made real someone’s worst nightmare. Exercising in public when you have body image issues is hard enough. Thanks for making it so much…

This has impacted me way more than I thought it would. I already felt self concious in the locker room and in life and now it just confirms my greatest fear. I like kind of had a melt down when I was getting dressed this morning based on this (and just a shitty self esteem week in general). Mockery of people's looks…

Another high school mean girl, soon will be whining that people are being mean to her.