that corn in the stick should not use cream, but mayonaise. How do I know this? I sell them here in Mexico.

Most places around the world don’t use the same american stereotyping for everything. Ouside of the Spice Girls, the world works in “carisma and performance talents”

I own it, it’s very pretty but very bad game-

Problably how their black dicks must be very popular with the ladies or something like that. Black dicks are always popular though.

not gamers!

We have advanced technologically to the point a cream can give you uncanny valley!

what? this game has been out two years it’s balanced to the milimeter.

Don’t listen to teenagers, they will never be happy.

POTG will be fixed before the Playstation 10 is launched.

If you are the last single, accept you are just unfuckable enough to have someone NOT WISHING to do it everyday.

“shook Melas’ hand [during a press junket in 2015], not letting go while repeatedly looking her up and down and saying more than once a variation of, “I wish I was there.” She says he also said to her, “You are ripe.”

only the women.

Tom Hanks rapes women with a crucifix so no.

JEZEBELIANS: “LET THIS MOTHERFUCKER BURN IN HELL”

is anyone surprised this skin appears on Overwatch??? prepare your tumblrs artists!

Dude, the catholic leaders in the Vatican hate him for being so relaxed about their centuries old laws, This guy is a-ok

Where’s the spanish inquisition when you need them?

don’t worry, the world keeps moving without you.

The new Bugsy Seigel.

“First, the designs are kinda goofy, with many looking like sneakers you’d buy for a five year-old.”