Good. Jackie Chan could seriously use the money. He’s almost close to buying his own private island, hopefully he will keep the Australia name.

“Sorry No reservations!” policy or set a $20 reservation deposit, that will show ‘em

Acura has been outdoing themselves for a while, nice work!

Apology accepted, next time don’t type so fast, think your answer.

por tu vocabulario imagino que eres peruano, chileno, argentino o español, curiosamente ¡a ninguno de esos nacionales le alcanza para traer uno de estos telefonos! asi que para que hablas de un tema que no conoces. Lees articulos en internet ¿y crees que es lo mismo que tenerlo en tu mano?

He’s talking about Sandra Bullock running over $7 worth of aluminum.

“ey, Jeff, I have a great charity in mind for you! It’s called the U.S. government! Pay your fuckin’ taxes, my dude!!!“

¿Cual telefono tengo mi querido nerd amigo? ilustranos con un poco de tu razonamiento si adivinas te pondre tu dolar en tu paypal para que te compres un cornetto.

After you wash it you can do whatever you want. Do put on some clean clothes first pink panther.

Don’t worry, us blacks aren’t allowed in your clubs, something about longer dicks and small white dicks.

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’...

TOO SOON.

“they should drop the boring The Walking Dead and invest all that money into 9 reality shows about rich whores”

El iphone no cambia desde el 6.

Why? aliens are coming? wars stopped being hand-to-hand combat since the 1800s don’t worry.

I think a Fire Emblem movie is coming soon

I need someone to wash my car everyday and do it for free, you seem fit for the job, when can you start?

I think this is the famous “whore of babylon” from the prophecy

italians are pretty racists, and they get super pissed when their wives are having black babies whaaaaaaaaaa

“decadent” what a load