Haha thank you.

I was cheated on by someone I loved dearly. The moment I found out, I thought I was going to puke and my heart felt like it was going to fail. I walked into the other room and closed the door behind me. As I did I looked at her and calmly said, “Do not disturb. Not this time.” She left me alone and I spent a few hours…

I actually sent this to one of my exes and we had a really good laugh about it. It was spot on. Couldn’t send it to my most recent ex though. Too fresh, too raw. I miss her intensely but I have a strict no-going-back rule. Even when I’m armed with better wisdom.

I thought this was funny. I always say, during the periods when I’m single, the only time I miss people is when I have groceries to carry up the stairs. I always joke that really all I need is someone to help me with chores, and then sit down and put his/her phone away and marathon Netflix with me. I love touch, but…

I stand corrected

The issue actually boils down to revenue sharing for in-app purchasing. This “feud” is simply that. Amazon Video is on every platform that doesn’t require revenue sharing for in-app purchasing, or that Amazon has a way to circumvent.

This... is the best...

How recently did you cancel? Because my cancellation problems were a little while ago now, so I suppose it would make sense that they’ve gotten their customer service ducks in a row. It was a seriously hassle then. A lot of us complained. I actually had to tell my bank to not authorize payments to get it to stop. I…

As an Austinite, I’d like to apologize for the diaspora. Austin wanted so badly to be Portland, but kept getting overrun by Californians who like being able to afford a home... and also our nation leading job growth. People eventually decided they can’t be Portland but they can keep telling people they are (“Keep…

It was for about three months. And then I switched from Android to Windows Phone and decided to end my subscription... that, it turns out, is a problem. They don’t have really great customer service, they’re hard to deal with, and unless you’re on iOS, if you have issues with the app, there’s no help. So it’s...…

Oh awesome. In hindsight, that would have come in handy the one time I embarrassed myself trying Yoga.

Yes. Yes it is.

Hahaha that one’s easy. Just naturally. Your exertion is so intense while sprinting that your body handles the rest. You become a raging mouthbreather. It’s all about getting as much in and out as possible. So you don’t really need lessons. If you manage to breathe through your nostrils while sprinting, you’re not…

Ah yes, the difference is the quick exhalations. But you’re right, it’s sort of like what you do while swimming where oxygen availability needs are even more acute. But with this, you inhale through your nostrils and exhale through your mouth. It’s a forceful exhale. If you’re doing it right, you’ll exhale sharply 6…

I’d like to add to this another type of combat breathing that I was taught by my coach to help bring my heart rate and breathing down after heavy exertion. It’s called the spitfire and was a lifesaver during sprint drills or if, after an adrenaline fueled flight, you need to take a second to catch your breath and…

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. I’m not falling for that again. Remember when Hulu was created and they created Hulu Plus as a “paid, ad free version of Hulu?” And they kept up that bullshit for a year or more as people still had to sit through the ads. They eventually stopped claiming Hulu…

VLOOKUP and Pivot tables rule everything. Sometimes I feel like everything else in Excel is just decoration.

I used to use Headspace on my Android, but I’m on Windows Phone now, so I have no mindfulness apps. One note about Headspace though, they can be a bit spammy and scummy at times.

I’m happy about this. This is the reason I left both.

This was the first game I actually ever finished. It would be ages before I’d come across another game that I finished (Hitman: Contracts). I just never had the time to get through games. Contra was for me during a time I was injured and immobile. I got to a point where I’d finish it without losing a single life.