A life-sized Baymax would be the business. I have to get one somehow.

Honestly, at my age, my lack of career achievement is an achievement in and of itself. I have remarkable mediocrity and I'm not sure how to sell that.

Tim Minchin is my romance spirit animal.

Oh wow, I never thought of chopsticks. I'm actually going to try that out today.

Heh. My mom's been trying to get me to use it. Now that I have corroboration from a stranger on the internet, I guess it's time to give it a try.

Well, I've tried being mindful while I eat. I turn off the tv, sit at the dining table, and try to focus on all the exercises like chewing 25 times, putting the fork down between bites, etc. And it works at first, but then I zone out (I daydream A LOT) and go right back to speed eating. There are times I just devour…

Oh, my bad, I wasn't clear. I was referring to diabetes. I have diabetes. Diet Coke was the culprit for me. My worry is that I might inadvertently put myself in a similar situation. I guess I need to do a lot of research.

For sugar free jello to taste good, doesn't it still have items that fools your body into thinking it just got sugar? So wouldn't you be under the same danger as with diet soda? Because if not, I need to do this asap. Sometimes I just need it.

My main problem is eating fast. I've tried, I really have. I put my fork down between bites (but end up chewing faster, or just swallowing something half chewed). I try to have conversation while eating (but end up scarfing down in 2 minutes and spending the rest of the time chatting). It's like a compulsion. I can…

So far, the app is fantastic on iOS but super slow on Android. But I'm hopeful for the future. I rely on gmail on my Android phone, but my whole life is on Outlook and Microsoft software, so all these moves are finally eliminating the barrier to making my Nexus 6 my main driver. I'm now perfectly happy with it.

"Importantly, Cortana will also have a "notebook" of information she knows about you. Google Now has a similar feature, and both are likely to be very helpful not only in improving suggestions, but in helping you maintain your privacy. If Cortana learns something about you that you don't want her to know, you can…

And does everybody in the meeting who likes fish and grits and all that pimp shit, say "O-Yea-yer"?

Yeah, I should have specified for the people with simple taxes (though with a little focus, even the complicated ones. The tax preparers don't really have special knowledge. They're following a script similar to what sites lie TaxAct make you follow). And I should have also specified that this is for federal taxes,…

Oh that's good. We didn't have that back when I worked there. Their most basic was $49 back then. I thought it might have changed by now. It's been 7+ years now.

Tax prep

I'm not a Christian and I don't have any family on this hemisphere. But fuck me, right?

For me, pointing out the whiteness thing is more along the lines of when there's just so much wrong that you don't know where to start. Your brain is rushing with things to point out but you only have one mouth and it's not very fast. So you just settle into a couple of grunts and gasps and stutters and then throw the…

The woman I lost my virginity to was amazing. I just wish I appreciated that at the time. My biggest regret is that I wish I was older when it happened. Had she come into my life just 3 years later, I would have been a different person. A better person. She met me when I was severely depressed, lost, anxious, and…

I should definitely experiment with playlists now. Maybe the mistake I make is that I don't pick music from the 80s.

I came here hoping to see a montage. I use montages in my head. It's yet to actually help me... but I feel good while failing, so it's a wash.