Consensus seems to be that there wasn’t. The original was based on faulty and debunked “science.” like the old virginity tests that used to get women stoned to death and still do in some parts of the world. Some people still think of the hymen as some kind of wall that’s broken by the penis, and that a broken hymen…

That’s pretty normal. The one that recanted probably agonized for years before doing it. The other would feel relieved of having to. Especially since “it’s all taken care of” now. At some point the fear of what people will think about you becomes overpowering. I actually feel sorry for both carrying that burden for so…

“Just spread ‘em” That’s how I got the restraining order.

I remember the insufferable period when it was Fight Club.

I put on a podcast, I try to maintain the same speed (a touch slower than a target car in front of me, and a light foot on the gas), and I stay in the same lane for as long as I can. Lane switching is one of the worst troublemakers.

I’ve always used female as an adjective (e.g. “Does Ashley sound like a male or female name? I always thought it was a female name, but was recently told it was originally male and is now unisex.”). I’m having a hard time remembering a time I’ve used it as a noun, and I genuinely hope I haven’t. Now that it’s been…

It’s happening to Austin, and it’s a problem. I don’t hate them, after all it is what it is. They have to live somewhere and I can’t police what they think and feel. But man, they’re like those people in grocery stores who don’t pick a side, they just lollygag in the middle of the isle with their grocery carts…

pfft! On that grind. I can sleep when i die... In 7 days, give or take.

I used to be good at spotting it. I guess I got a bit rusty. It’s annoying as hell. I mean, I took advantage of it in college a decade ago, don’t get me wrong. But damn, we’re not circus animals. Being with us doesn’t make you edgy or open-minded.

Yup. You’d die in her arms.

How fixated she seems about race. When it seems like it keeps coming up and seems forced. In college, “I’ve never been with a black guy before.” is hot. But we’re adults now. I’m not looking for a damn tourist, and I’m not a tool to make your mother clutch her pearls. There’s nothing “exotic” or “dangerous” about me.…

Wife material. Literally the woman you will die with...

That’s not gonna happen. They never give priority to Microsoft stuff. Windows Mobile is less than 2% of the market. It wouldn’t make sense. That’s why Wunderlist, Accompli (Now Outlook), The Office Suite, authenticator, Sunrise, etc are all great on iOS and Android and have features that aren’t on Windows Mobile. (or…

I... really wouldn’t worry. Your keyboard is about to get way better in the next few months.

LOL at all the people thinking this means Swiftkey will either suddenly suck, or will shut down on iOS/Android and move to Windows Mobile.

Hey, Tim. It seems many of your readers are morons who fail at reading comprehension and it makes me appreciate your take even more. Well played, sir.

Agreed. And this whole Daily Show bit is fitting.

Pay off high interest accruing debts first. The highest APR the quickest. This is usually your credit card. You can make minimum payments to long-term debts while you build up your emergency fund.

So it sounds like there’s heavy potential here but I should perhaps wait for the second gen of the Surface Book. At the current cost, I’d expect near perfection. It might be better for me to stick with the “boring” XPS and then take another look at the market when my refresh cycle begins again in a few years. But…

I’d really love your review of the Surface Book as someone who’s adopted it as their main driver, as opposed to a review unit. It’s a heavy investment and I’m not ready to make such an investment without those sorts of daily-driver reviews. As it stands, I’m looking at a Dell XPS 13 or 15. I’ve seen many daily-driver…