Consensus seems to be that there wasn’t. The original was based on faulty and debunked “science.” like the old virginity tests that used to get women stoned to death and still do in some parts of the world. Some people still think of the hymen as some kind of wall that’s broken by the penis, and that a broken hymen…

That’s pretty normal. The one that recanted probably agonized for years before doing it. The other would feel relieved of having to. Especially since “it’s all taken care of” now. At some point the fear of what people will think about you becomes overpowering. I actually feel sorry for both carrying that burden for so…

“Just spread ‘em” That’s how I got the restraining order.

Here’s a Surface Studio review from Gabe of Penny Arcade. He’s secretly had it for a week. https://www.penny-arcade.com/news/post/2016/10/26/the-surface-studio

The future I’ve been waiting for is the one where everyone dresses the way Jada is dressed in that image. This current future sucks.

I remember the insufferable period when it was Fight Club.

I became thoroughly Marvel’d out. I actually told my friends I refused to watch another Marvel or Superhero movie for two or three years just to refresh the tank. A part of me thought I might not come back because a year before The Walking Dead started, I said the same thing about Zombies an now I haven’t watched a…

I put on a podcast, I try to maintain the same speed (a touch slower than a target car in front of me, and a light foot on the gas), and I stay in the same lane for as long as I can. Lane switching is one of the worst troublemakers.

I’m sorry. You are correct.

lol no

Where are you getting the $800MM number from? That would make BvS more expensive to make and market than some of the highest grossing films of all time have made in revenue. That’s not possible. BvS is in fact the most expensive movie ever made. But...

BRB checking on my lawyer and accountant real quick... for... reasons.

I imagine this sort of thing will invade office spaces/conference rooms long before personal homes. Sort of the same trajectory of video calls. Where all the action in video conferencing was happening in conference rooms until it became fully ubiquitous everywhere else. Initially you needed the type of connection a…

Yeah... I’m not paying $50 for ANY movie, let alone one that I can only keep for 48 hours on a box I had to pay $150 to get for this purpose and this purpose alone...

I’ve always used female as an adjective (e.g. “Does Ashley sound like a male or female name? I always thought it was a female name, but was recently told it was originally male and is now unisex.”). I’m having a hard time remembering a time I’ve used it as a noun, and I genuinely hope I haven’t. Now that it’s been…

It’s happening to Austin, and it’s a problem. I don’t hate them, after all it is what it is. They have to live somewhere and I can’t police what they think and feel. But man, they’re like those people in grocery stores who don’t pick a side, they just lollygag in the middle of the isle with their grocery carts…

pfft! On that grind. I can sleep when i die... In 7 days, give or take.

Came for the butthurt comments. Sort of disappointed. I mean, there’s butthurt and defensiveness here, but not quite enough to fap to.

Your answer sort of makes you a dork.