Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.

Not pictured, the too hard shelf and the too soft shelf.

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

Could you be more specific?

‘You can’t even beat your man. Just shut up and watch me.’

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

I actually believe St. Louis style wine is an unrefrigerated bottle of Sunny D.

Alex Cora: BrockBot9000, run program “Average Right Field Defense”

This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

so when the Bruins win the Cup on Wednesday will these ads then show up on the web browsers of poor children in Africa?

Ortiz was shot “in an amusement center” ... Ortiz was shot in the leg

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

The thing that gets me about this is that there’s literally no other scenario in the world where a dink like Stevens would do this to someone like Lowry who could clearly and easily kick the shit out of him. The only thing that lets someone like Stevens think he can get away with it is a lifetime of thinking that…

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

The Dodgers Did What They Are Built To Do: Hurt People