I think it’s more about the promotion they get for being attached to him that’s the issue than that he goes there. And the danger I see is, let’s say I’m a big Chris Pratt fan , and I also happen to be gay/bi/trans/whatever; I go into the church thinking they’ll accept me, or not caring whether or not they do b/c…

I loved Winter Soldier, but its conspiracy plot was a bit too far-fetched. Nazi sympathisers holding immense political and military power in the 21st-century USA? Whatever, comic books!

No

I made a similar mistake one time when I accidentally clicked “pineapple” instead of “peppers” as a topping selection when I was customizing a pizza I was ordering from Papa John’s online.

Tough shit, chuckles!

It’s always nice to be told I don’t understand the subject matter by someone who didn’t understand the article.

He’s a kicker, not a punter.

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

Don’t you remember the gritty and brutal tower warfare of WWI?

in defense of reply all: The 2013 NCAA Deadspin March Madness Group is STILL going off an initial Reply All from five years ago, and it’s awesome

Keep in mind we are just one Mo Williams tackle and the Red Sox acquiring a failed power hitter out of Minnesota, removed from Bill Simmons turning into the second coming of the BTK Killer.

I heard Baylor underreports its numbers.

Your argument makes total sense in a world where the players’ contracts are guaranteed.

“Carter, are you okay.”

Like he cares about helping people avoid excessive force. Hell, I saw 3 G’s just reading his name.

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

The weird knee thing only happens in Joe Theismann mode.