At first glance I read that as steamers, which caused my brain to also read ‘clinch’ as ‘clench.’ I’ll show myself out.

Fuck, this hits too close to home for me. A kid that my dad coached from the time he was 9-10 years old was just diagnosed with Stage 3 testicular cancer. He was playing minor league ball in the Royals system and wasn’t feeling 100% healthy, chalked it up to the rigors of playing professional sports. Eventually, they…

Yeah, find one from his playing days!

It’s been long enough that I DID have to look it up, and, holy shit. That one gave me a good laugh. Then I remembered I graduated from HS that year, so now I feel old.

I just lucked into one tonight after stopping by the electronics section of my local Wal-Mart after grabbing a few items for dinner...and I’d be lying if this stuff isn’t making it really hard to hold onto it.

I have two neighbors with fruit hanging into our backyard (one lemon, one orange, and if I ever learned to make jams and stuff, there’s a strawberry tree as well) that they couldn’t possibly be able to reach without coming into our backyard. As such, I’ve used the lemons for pies, citrus glazed salmon, the wife makes…

I’LL BE THERE.

I randomly happened to be in the crowd for that game (after graduating high school my cousins and I went to NYC, Boston and D.C. to catch some baseball games) and I can remember the general confusion as to what the hell happened. It wasn’t until we watched Sportscenter in our hotel later that night that any of us…

Kings fan here. For now. This has been a weird night for me. First a buddy of mine tells me they spent the last month in jail while simultaneously breaking the rules of their release by coming to our house to visit, then I read this news.

My mom never wrapped our Santa gifts, and on top of that she told us when we were old enough that the only reason she didn’t is because she saved all the gifts she didn’t want to wrap and made them from Santa. Which is why my brother got like 78 basketballs and soccer balls from Santa.

...you exist?

With regards to the Thanksgiving question, I recommend skipping it without a doubt. I got myself uninvited from dinner with my then girlfriend (now wife) for the crime of voting for Obama, and was forced to beg and grovel for that invite...worst Thanksgiving ever. And their food is boring too. Needless to say, I’m…

Judging from that grin, he took a bite before giving it to the man.

Coincidentally, my first time was with a cheerleader and ended in a trail of tears.

Space Jam 2...confirmed?

Me after the last out. And a few shots.

That’s deep, man. Blockquote AND the <p> tag?

My wife eats Pop Tarts almost every day. She also takes Lunchables to work. She’s 30.

As a Kings fan, let me just say that this is...totally accurate. But hey! Shiny new arena!

Someone asked for a bike crash with rings coming out...someone please do a better job than this. First time trying to do this from my phone, and I’m both impatient and at 2% battery life.