What an utterly shite muffler shop!

Hands free calling is the law in my state.

Praising a Northstar? It’s official, there’s nobody left at Jalopnik that actually knows a fucking thing about cars.

“...the shop handed me back the key with a dead body.”

Holy shit, that bird is huge!

Pentagon Reverse Engineered Non-Human Technology For Decades

As someone who’s had vinyl letters on the car before, this happens to normal cars too...

Fake “gears” in a CVT.

I’d load up the passenger seat with gas cans, just to make sure it explodes when I crash it.

What would win in a street race between this, and an Altima GTR?

I get that you live in a rural area, but if you see deer driving, you should really call the authorities.

Hydrogen venting into open air is flammable, but not that dangerous. A loose cloud of low-temperature burning gas is exciting, but unlikely to torch your car.

Really we could have just said “every Nissan”.

you aren’t getting a Legacy, Mazda 3 2.5T or a Prius for under 30K.

They might not care about the cars, but they care about money... it’s way cheaper to have cars for sale than to have all of your cars scrapped, have nothing to sell while waiting for new cars, and also go through all the time and paperwork for the insurance company...

Conversely, I think it’s what Toyota should’ve done with the heritage 4Runner - they didn’t go far enough.

You can get insurance for almost anything, its just a question of what your coverage looks like, and what your premiums are.

You have enough money to buy any vehicle you want.... and you chose this... Wow. Guess money doesn’t buy good taste.

While that is true, people need to remember that pretty much every possible open body of water is conductive(and corrosive):

I paid MSRP on a fully loaded sedan recently and it didn’t even hit 45k, and I said to myself, there’s no way I’d be comfortable in a car more expensive than this. I’d also ask what the hell people are buying, but I already see all the denalis struggling to back out of Costco stalls around here. And the other pavement…