Only 1000 miles? To be fair, if I owned that thing I wouldn’t want to be seen driving it all that much, either.

But it’s the only thing that makes my co-pilot tolerable!

European airports must be different than American ones.  I have a 2 drink limit on airport booze.  It’s called my credit card limit.

In America, driving mostly sucks and anyone who tells you different is trying to sell you something.

People wouldn't buy them.

One zero too many 

What an utterly shite muffler shop!

Hands free calling is the law in my state.

Praising a Northstar? It’s official, there’s nobody left at Jalopnik that actually knows a fucking thing about cars.

“...the shop handed me back the key with a dead body.”

Holy shit, that bird is huge!

Pentagon Reverse Engineered Non-Human Technology For Decades

As someone who’s had vinyl letters on the car before, this happens to normal cars too...

Fake “gears” in a CVT.

I’d load up the passenger seat with gas cans, just to make sure it explodes when I crash it.

What would win in a street race between this, and an Altima GTR?

I get that you live in a rural area, but if you see deer driving, you should really call the authorities.

Hydrogen venting into open air is flammable, but not that dangerous. A loose cloud of low-temperature burning gas is exciting, but unlikely to torch your car.

Really we could have just said “every Nissan”.

you aren’t getting a Legacy, Mazda 3 2.5T or a Prius for under 30K.