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Yeah, you did. *High five*

She also got the skinny on Salvatore Romano back when he kissed her during that play rehearsal at the office party. THE MOTHER KNOWS.

There's an alternative universe where Don divorces Megan, marries Peggy and the two of them have the most delightful double dates with Bob and Joan Benson.

Joan's lips were the original gaydar from which all subsequent gaydars were reverse-engineered. In military circles, she is known as 'The Mother'.

Well, spit in your hand for lube and fuck me sideways, if it isn't Bob Benson! You old so-and-so!

Martin Freeman aside, the British will never be accused of aging particularly well.

No, Dan was imploding WAY before Amy stepped in. If anything she put him out of his misery.

Between the Finland molestation and now this, Selina doesn't really fare well overseas. Or inland actually.

1. Them hanging back when everyone went to throw cum at Jonah's door. (I love VEEP for allowing me to type that sentence just now.)
2. The sext Kent sent her a few episodes back.
3. Their event-planning banter last episode.
4. Tonight's "breakup".

I… think they've been efficiency-fucking for a while now (with Sue succumbing to Kent's season-long infatuation). Although, I'm pretty sure it was crossed off the agenda tonight.

Sue? Sue could run this bitch.

I loved Gary's horrified look at Mike being the one left in charge:

My girl is fucking ruthless. She threw Selina under the bus by leaking the Ray story to get both him and Dan out of the way.

UNDER THE BED SHEETS BECAUSE OF REASONS.

"See! See! I told you Robin wasn't gone! Suck it!" — Me, right into the girlfriend's earballs.

I KNEW IT. I KNEW THAT SHIT WOULD HAPPEN.

What happened in that scene where they cut her mouth sewing open? I FFd that sucker so fast…

That was a LOT of lube.

Lol, no. No, she was not.

See, you say that but then someone tells him to get naked and sit on a chair and that man becomes all sorts of… useful. Crucial, some might say.