I demand an 83-year-old Dustin Hoffman don the black wig and mustache once again, the way J.M. Barrie would have wanted it.

I had a similar experience during a screening of South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut. People were literally leaving the theater during the uncle fucker song. We ditched school to see the movie (my friends dad took us, we didn’t pay a homeless guy to get us in) It was so funny because the kids from South Park did the…

I was maybe six, and we were at a video store looking for comedies, and I happened upon PTaA, and it looked good and I wanted to rent it, but my mom said, “Oh you can’t see that one. It has very bad words in it.”

I saw that movie in the theater as a teen. Me and a buddy were talking before the movie, using R-rated language, not noticing that the guy in front of us had his kid with him. His about 6-year old kid. At an R-rated movie. We mostly didn’t notice the kid because his head was way below the seat level.

It’s just because whoever started this shit can’t pronounce gefilte fish or cholent.

Because matzoh is a specifically Jewish food used in religious rituals, and most Christians have never had it. That’s my guess. I’d really rather not look it up...

No. That doesn’t. All of those are horrible but neither of those constitutes the destruction of the populace. Gaza’s population has been increasing since Israel took over (and not just steadily, but a lot!). The Palestinian population is no immediate danger of being eradicated.

We need to be arguing and defending…

ok but Israel forced the Palestinians into a ghetto and routinely bomb it, so maybe it is genocide?

No. A genocide is the attempted destruction of a population and that isn’t what is happening here. There are so many horrible things caused by Israel and people want to ignore them so they can throw hyperbole around.…

Technically, what happened in Sabra and Shatila was that the Israelis did nothing to prevent (and a little to facilitate) genocidal acts by Lebanese Christian militias against the Muslim Palestinians in the Sabra and Shatila refugee camps. The situation is more nuanced than “Israel has committed genocide before and is…

I bet this sounded better in your “why won’t Chloe Wang date me” subreddit.

“You look like a star spangled idiot”

Then I was like, damn, my dad’s not my dad?!?  That’s super-messed up, but I was like, I get that magic stick and be the boss man...

Did I detect an internet piracy wink at the end there? 

Eliza Dushku’s not going to be his daughter? That’s disappointing.

I don’t think Disney could release Free Guy on Disney+ right away anyway since it’s technically being released by 20th Century. HBO still has the 20th Century “1st pay window” rights through 2022 and releasing Free Guy on Disney+ before it airs in HBO would violate their contract. It’s the same reason why New Mutants…

“a public announcement that should, if nothing else, throw some much-needed attention toward that often misunderstood condition.”

I really liked both The Hunt for Red October and The Martian, so hooray for engineering manuals with hacky jokes, I guess.

Yeah that’s another thing, Weir’s female characters at worst are just underdeveloped and one note (Again, this just from reading The Martian, I have not read his other novel.). Which just seems to be a problem with his characters in general.

Legends Of Tomorrow is one of the best shows on television. It also once featured a season-long storyline with a character getting his nipple bitten off by a unicorn, then later having his nipple restored but possessed by a demon from the time it spent in hell, and then using the possessed nipple to hypnotize people…

“In The Tomorrow War, the world is stunned when a group of time travelers arrive from the year 2051 to deliver an urgent message: Thirty years in the future mankind is losing a global war against a deadly alien species. The only hope for survival is for soldiers and civilians from the present to be transported to…