I don’t know whether I should offer my congratulations or my sympathies to Megan.

Russia is straight up trolling the US. All I have to say is...

Aw man, it’s so beautiful, when a man, and a woman, bring a little bundle of joy into the world and then he disavows paternity but also sets up an irrevocable trust on behalf of the baby, who will never want for anything in this mortal world but a simple sign of love from the patrician-but-tacky old man who brings a…

What?

Lol! A 2 second Google search shows us:

At least they didn’t suggest that you shove the bottle into your vagina.

shart tank?

Right now I’m reading a book and it’s basically saying trust the process. I’m really trusting the process.

I do not like that he wants to play again.

You read it twice and didn’t notice the Jets at all. Seems about right.

Oh good, the Michigan State child sexual assault fan rears his head again. We get it, dude, you think Tom Izzo is God.

Any shift in motivation didn’t affect Gronk’s performance: The tight end had 69 catches for a solid 1,084 yards and eight touchdowns in the regular season.

Overlaying white print on top of his white jersey. One could say that graphic design is not exactly his forte

That’s one of many things baseball pundits don’t take into account. I don’t think they take the Tampa Bay Area’s logistical issues into account, especially the part about the heart of this area’s population being much closer to Tampa than to Downtown St. Petersburg, where the venue sits. The only way to get to the…

Jerks, that’s who.

Yeah, I don’t see any shame in being a late comer to good music, unless of course it’s hipster emo where the entire premise is to be the first one to like the band before they get too popular and then you resent them for it.

Reaching out to Smash Mouth for comment.

No no no, there was an actual flesh-and-blood witness.

Please don’t insult brave men like Al Bundy by comparing this huckster to them.

Texans always say that shit. I’ve heard that Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio, the four largest cities in the state, are all no longer representative of the “real” Texas.