An outspoken billionaire who covers up his subordinate’s abusive behavior?

Laura, we wanted Lavar Ball, and you gave us Phil Dunphy.

Thankfully it was blurred out on the Japanese broadcast, so no one at home saw how dreadful it truly was.

It’s wild that phonies like this crisis actor get all the publicity just because a few kids got shot and killed again, but nobody bothers to give a voice to all the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a boogie board....

To be fair, Manziel showed a lot of flashes ... much like the flashes of burning waste on the cuyahoga

“Well, i wasn’t going to open with that.”

That’s legal in Arkansas if the mule consents.

Which interactions with Mel.... Oh. Right.

I can’t. The apparent, bountiful love between the two of them makes me too envious.

In other news I signed a memo telling all Victoria’s Secret models that they have to come over to my house and pose in their bra and panties so I can personally approve of the new line before it goes on the runway in NYC.

Honestly, that whole family is a house of horrors.

In this extended metaphor, the dog is american industry, the hose is private equity, and we, friends, are the white whale.

MAGA! Trump was right, Obamacare is a disaster!*

I used to work for a company owned by Kush. This is some Illuminati stuff right here.

If only they’d gone the North Carolina route and made that benefit available to all students, not just athletes, they could have gotten off clean.

Fight Me.

#HeAteMe