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Hey Spanfeller and the rest of the G/O shitheads:

Without a EIC, Barry was the top dog, so he gets shitcanned for “not sticking to spouts”

As always, spot on, but I wonder if when Gaetz was told he could tag along to the game if he went to the entry in his dream journal where he had written “hang out with TrumpDad” and came all over it?

Just curious, but has anyone over at Deadspin called the G/O mothership and quoted Guns N’ Roses “Get In the Ring” lyrics to them? Because I think it would be appropriate, especially the Axl gem

Yup, sent my letter.

If the writers want people to continue to mention it, then I’m wrong. I just saw it as yelling into the void. But I defer to the folks who work at these sites.

Only if you assume the writers agree with the policy, which I doubt they do. Hell, Lifehacker recently posted a “best browsers to block inline videos/ads” post last week (the week before?) which to me was a direct shot across the bow at the dumbasses who run G/O...

It seems like the writers aren’t being consulted too much by the morons upstairs. Did you read Megan’s blast on the way out the door? 

Listen, I agree with the sentiment, but why do folks think the G/O dickwads are reading the comments at all? I’m hard pressed to believe they have even visited Deadspin, based on the ridiculous staff requirements that were leaked...

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All this coverage on Deadspin of the Bears shitting themselves makes me feel like

Rrrright, there are no scholarships available besides athletics. And no coaches push their players to take the easiest classes possible. But even still, only someone who doesn’t understand economics would think a scholarship equals the value that a 3 star recruit or higher brings to the team.

And even when it wasn’t first and goal, they were still getting downfield. Oh hey, it’s 3rd and 12, might as well dump the ball off to Cohen for 3 yards...

Remember when people thought Nagy was a genius? And Trubisky was on his way to bring a good QB?

I initially misread USWNT as USMNT and got really excited that Berhalter had been shitcanned. Oh well...

The mistake was not having all of the students say “I am free labor” and then ending with Barry Odom ($3.05 million) and Cuonzo Martin ($3 million) laughing...

Another way for people to make money off of free labor.

you poor bastards, at least there’s comfort in knowing it’ll all be over soon.