There’s a gross joke about how awesome it would be to be reincarnated as a bra or (Jeebus help me) a tampon. Honestly, I hope that these shitstains do get reincarnated thusly, especially as a tampon. Get used for less than a day & then live for thousands of years in the middle of a trash pile? That’s karmic justice…

Certainly hope the team knows who he is, since they drafted him in the Top 10. And experience getting his ass handed to him isn’t necessarily a good thing. There are plenty of QBs who washed out because their team sucked ass and they developed bad habits. True, there are some who thrived because of it, but this is far…

Or the stadium would fill a little while until Jones gets his ass handed to him and then the fans turn on him too?

It’s small moments like this that make me want to believe karma is a real thing. But then I remember that this fat piece of shit has played 15 relatively injury free (plus/minus an out of season motorcycle injury) seasons and then I don’t believe anymore...

If the Giants suck (they do) arent they better off letting Eli play out the string instead of setting up Dukie to fail?

Just like Ronnie said, eh?

Keeping a mustache that spectacular down should be a crime.

I’m talking about the columnist chuds who claimed it was OK since it was more money that he would have gotten in other walks of life or whatever.

Hey Actually Guy, it’s “well, to be fair Guy” here.

My I ask, kind sir, is your hot girlfriend from Canada?

Pretty sure there was a Ringer video that heavily leaned on Simmons comparing them to Ben Afflack movies...

Fuck Tim Tebow

Looking forward to all the idiots who thought Acuna signed a contract that matched his value refreshing those terrible takes in light of his 5+ WAR season as a 21 year old...

WHEN WILL THE DISTRACTIONS END!!!

Listen this is bullshit. Clearly OBJ is lying because anyone who would go take a boat trip during an offweek can’t be trusted...

more free

IIRC those two guys had a falling out and had to sell their dealerships. I think Ettleson (or was it Celozzi? the one without the mustache) was doing commercials at least 10-15 years ago for his new dealership but haven’t seen him on a commercial in a long time. Always wondered what happened...

Damnit, I was going to a make a Keanu joke but you (Team USA should have gotten Keanu into this game) but you beat me to it.

That’s fair. I wasn’t trying to tell Drew how to do his job, but as I said, I found those two things right next to each other (minus the 20 ads...thanks G/O owners!) awfully jarring.

Yeah it was the World Cup a couple of years back. Didn’t work so well! Kessel did throw some awesome shade afterwards though.