I’m not a Jeep guy (old school or otherwise) and I don’t like them either. Aside from the way they look (the proportions are way off), I imagine that the extra weight and length probably doesn’t do the handling and off roading any favors either (stock at least. And I readily admit that I’ve not done a whole lot of…

Ditto angry grilles on Wranglers.

Yyou aare nnot wwrong.

With $30k in accessories to drive the kids to school and maybe skiing sometimes. They are bro obnoxious, I could see how bad the trend would be early on. The 4Runners and Tacomas driving around with Tepu tents on top all the time bug me in the same way.

Starred for the gif and THE GIF ONLY

Well, I’ve already nominated mine, but could someone PLEASE step up to the plate and at least honorable mention that goddam Murano convertible?

2008-2014 Dodge Avenger. For being arguably the worst modern car on the road today. Absolute shit build quality, violently bland styling, horrific engine, horrific transmission, always the car 3 inches off your ass or flying around the interstate or running from an accident it caused. I could go on for hours, why…

If I were one of the 63 Mehari owners, I’d spend the rest of my life tracking down whoever torched it. #Dracarys

I play a game called, “Spot a LeBaron convertible without body damage”. No winners thus far. As soon as we think we see this mythical beast on the freeways of America, we maneuver to view the opposite side of the car and, invariably, there will be a large scuff or dent.  

4 door Wranglers.

This makes me happy... With PSA making a comeback, should mean Citroen isn't far behind!

Shut up and take my money, and yes I’ll pay for extended warranty, thank you.

Is that actually considered a fix to the ugly front?

No you are not. The 1989 Nissan Patrol was indeed a mighty beast and one we rode across to Perth and back, and it never let us d9wn. What a magnificent specimen. But our FJ40 and FJ60s always endeared love and for that there is no substitute. My wife would readily trade back our 2017 LR4 Disco for our manual, diesel…

I mean, Notorious B.I.G. rapped about LX450's with bullet proof glass and tint in order to get some ass. You can’t rhyme about Land Cruiser’s in the same way.

Even a bee-yoo-tee-ful LX can be improved on.

AND NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED

yes because

To me, the ML will always be the ride of vacuous realtor Carolyn Burnham (Annette Benning) in American Beauty