Oh for fuck’s sake, are you joking?

Please keep in mind that Omar Mateen has been on FBI radars since 2013 for possible connections to ISIS terrorist activity: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/…

Ben Schwartz understands my life. His slogan is way better than mine which is just ‘Dasani, it only tastes like garbage water!’

Action item:

Wake me up when someone wants to actually do something about the fact that this world is run by entitled white men, and all of the rest of us solely exist to make it as palatable for them as possible.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

Been waiting for y’all to see that she’s always been way more impressive, honorable and progressive than the bogus opposition talking points led so many to believe.

Are we allowed to be excited yet? I have a two year old daughter and this is just such a huge thing for her generation. She gets to grow up knowing you don’t have to be a white male to be president.

Oh my god guys, this is going to be soooo good.

Oh honey. Don’t. Just don’t. The whole “using the language of the actually oppressed to claim victim-hood” is so 2014. It’s been done, and it’s been done better.

Oh yeah, the dad is definitely a rapist. 100%.

Happy-go-fuck yourself, sir.

Carole is a wannabe hipster with a boyfriend who pretty clearly doesn’t give much of a shit about her. I predict that ending around the time the cookbook is released, if it’s every released. She’s tossed aside writing novels to make this guy’s dreams come true. It’s not going to do her any favours in the long run. And…

CAROLE IS SO EMBARRASSING. omg, I’m so glad someone agrees with me about her. My boyfriend has held out liking her for so long.

i expected a blurb and instead found in depth RHONY journalism and i luv it

I hate that no one will see this because it’ll be buried, but I just watched the episode and noticed that LuAnn has Bethenny’s name misspelled in her phone as “Bethany.” I find this hysterical.

Gosh, I have rewatched that particular episode more times than I want to admit - it is just so amazing! When Kelly breaks down sobbing hysterically because Bethenny gave her personalised Skinny Girl merchandise. “It is just so impersonal - I feel like she is trying to murder me in my sleep!” Perfection!

I made it nice!!!!

• Ramona tells Bethenny she’ll get her a tea, and then gets the housekeeper Len to do it