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As the owner of an E class, $330 foe a brake job would have me weeping tears of joy. I had no idea they were so reasonable on parts

There have been cases of gasoline cars catching fire spontaneously while parked.

Davie cop? you don’t know how right you are.

Was driving a friend;s 3 series, in the Bay Area where they are everywhere, Came out of a CVS, jumped in the driver’s seat, The elderly woman in the passenger seat looked startled. Same model/color parked next to it. I looked terrified. She took my apology with aplomb

Wouldit be wrong if I popped a prosthetic limb on to your dog? Should I leave a note?

Worry not, if that officer does something questionable he’ll be slapped with a paid vacation immediately.

I want to thank you young folks for footing the bill for our health care and retirement so us aging boomers can afford cars like the C8. I’ll be in the blue one, doing 55 in the passing lane with my blinker on.

So, me passing a van at over 100MPH is an ever so slightly increase in risk vs passing the van at 75 mph, yes

I did that for years, on a motorcycle, on mostly empty highways. Its dumb, I realize now. If you’re not on a bike, I guarantee that sooner or later a cop will catch you, and the resulting felony will ruin your life. Matter of time. 

Because her parents told her this and she thought it was true duh

A fast start down Biscayne Boulevard with the customary packs of brainless touists wandering randomly in to traffic, then a hard turn on to the Julia Tuttle causeway where locals whacked out on more chemicals than a Monsanto plant are doing 15 mph, on to the streets of South Beach where the drivers can get drugged by

HD having quality control issues? See it is a real Harley after all.

They discovered electric motors don’t leak oil or require $6K in upgrades on a new bike to make any power. Brand heresy!

what’s the slur for Trump claiming he was helping out at grounf zero after 9/11? real man indeed

Try sticking to actual facts if you want to be taken seriously

your ability to speak for native americans is remarkable. please whitesplain how they all feel

good thing Trump never gained any huge advantages over normal people.

You know trump has told literally hundreds of lies. This is a disqualifier for Warren?

Her parents told her the family had native ancestry, and she believed them. This is somehow is a scandal, so we should choose the guy who believes the sound of windmills causes cancer.