theantistig
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theantistig

Maybe we could get more women working in the business if dealerships started to provide free sandwiches.  After all someone would have to make them

How about a Honda Beat? Mid engine manual. $7K

A Merkur xr4ti would be perfect, if you could find one

nissan 240sx. short wheel base for autocross, easy to wrench, you can find it in a manual, its rwd. here’s a really nice one for $8Kon autotrader in minnesota

Don’t stuff your stang in your neighbor’s bush.

Lots og motors from totaled cars available for swaps

New rule: if your traction control is off at the time of the crash, insurance doesn’t cover damage to your car

you can get a ticket for having your visor up?!? how do you insure people can gear the obscenities you’re shouting  if its down?

Let’s pretend that equities are held by regular middle class folks and that equities don’t skew hugely towards the wealthy.

I’m not saying that every job deserves equality, because you just can’t do that in a capitalistic society, it results in nothing but inflation.

Lolwut? the d.a.s office is the prosecutor.

“where ever she is”? I don’t get this silly romanticizing of death. Be an adult. The person is completely gone

take an airplane - built to be lightweight, where the primary safety mechanism is an ejector seat so you can parachute to the ground.

Yout don't need a college degree. Just become a nurse,. Derpity detp

Why this car isn’t a big deal:

Just Spyker enough.

Looking forward to the Cadillac version, time for another try at the XLR. Lengthen the wheelbase a bit, retractable hard top, $25K premium. 

Oh, you want seats in any color other than red? That’ll be $15K for the LT2 package. But you also get our nav that’s worse than what’s already on your phone.

A long row of switches would look too spikey

I have a friend who drives for Uber. A few months ago someone bled on the back seat of his car. He took it to a local car wash that also does detailing. They called the cops. Sunrise Florida.