A Charger with an Audi nose.

If the fire is fast-moving, perhaps an underground shelter and 30 minutes worth of oxygen tanks are all you need. Plus a water tank to insulate you from the immediate heat. Heck, a commercial walk in freezer keeping a large block of ice ready for you to sit in would not be that expensive. 

There’s a guy who reported he was caught in the forest and ducked into a stream. He said it was intense for a minute; he lived, right in the middle of it.

If a car runs out of gas - put it in neutral and let the next 40 cars all push.

the quarterfinals of the Gland Slam of Darts

Simple answer: you own a car, you need to have a parking spot. Don’t externalize the costs. Street parking is limited to 12 hours and your next spot must be at least 4 blocks away.

In 40 years all manufacturing will be automated, and most goods will be "printed" at home. Energy tech will eliminate the economics of scarcity. There will be little need for national governments as there won't be much to compete over.

If you’re an adult, get the GTI.

XLR 2: Electric Boogaloo

“2 door sedan”

Except most states have a law that if the car spends a certain length of time there it has to be registered there. Drive Georgia roads, pay Georgia taxes.

Investigating murders doesn't turn a profit. Justice isn't a money maker. Why, its almost as if government is fundamentally different than a private business.

If he was really interested in serving this country, he would say this is wromg and he wanted to close these loopholes.

Buy a big piece of land (not too far from a major airport) and build replicas of the world’s greatest racetracks. And plenty of old race cars and motorcycles to run on them. Some guest houses and garages for visiting race teams who are there to test.
Imagine being able to run Road Atlanta and right next door to it…

The wiki on this car mentions an “Action Special Package” option. Without even knowing what it is, I want to order it.

As an aside, quite a few of those “accidentally shot himself while cleaning his gun” cases are actually suicides, but the police call them accidents to spare the feelings of loved ones. If the victim is a law enforcement officer, this is really common.

But what is your opinion of Belgian waffles?

Honestly, I don’t know, but if someone comes up with an answer I’m in.

First gen [2010 onward] Merc E550 coupe. It’s built on the C class platform, so small-ish. 382 hp. Can be found for under $20K

Texier is casually holding a leash hooked up to a leopard? That's some level of badassery I can't begin to fathom.