Those Hondas are boring and generic. It’s generic done really well, but generic.

If you screw up the brake fluid flush it can be safety critical. And some of us are intimidated by anything remotely complicated mechanically. The most ambitious thing I’ve ever done was replace a water pump and a generator (yes, a generator, not an alternator, I’m old). I wouldn’t try an a/c compressor. I wouldn’t…

Why wouldn’t you just buy a Saturn Sky, or the even cooler retro-looking Pontiac Solstice? Edit: read farther down, got it.

Perhaps she would have a right to half of the appreciation in value during the marriage.
Let’s say I buy a house. The day after I buy the house, I get married. A decade later, we divorce. The house appreciated $100K during the course of the marriage. The ex-wife would be entitled to $50K of the value of the house.…

If I had kids, I wouldn’t put them in something that doesn’t crash well. Built before the 80s, nope. No crumple zones.
I wouldn’t even feel very good about modern trucks/SUVs, they’re exempt from side impact standards. 

M6 convertible, E550 convertible

1960s and 1970s levels of crash safety when transporting children.

Sigh. I’m really tired of people misusing this term. Pedophiles are attracted to pre-pubescents. There is another term (too lazy to look it up) for attraction to teenagers. It’s a different thing. Don’t lump in “attracted to 15 year olds” with “attracted to 5 year olds”, it’s factually wrong and just dumb.

This is the story of the one I got!

I’m a college student in 1984, with about $1900 to buy a car, and I want a classic Mustang.

I figured my best bet was the weekly papers from small communities in the Bay Area. In one I see an ad for a “64 Ford”. Nah, couldn’t be.

I call, it’s a 64 1/2 Mustang. The guy on the phone…

Can’t wait for the episode of Law & Order SVU where somebody gets raped by an electric scooter.

Require the rider to upload a pic of where they parked it.

They say they had North America in mind.
But I don’t see any cup holders.

<looks at dash> WHAR CB radio, WHAR good buddy?

So you call me an idiot but have no actual reason or response.

I’m sure if you’re driving and get pulled over, you insist on getting a ticket. You wouldn’t let the officer just give you a warning, right? The law is the law.

1. Roll up nearby with your auto transporters loaded with fake police cruisers.

Super reliable the first few years.

Friend of mine has this exact one, I think about 120K miles, a little bit of surface rust on the rear gate, otherwise in good shape. He recently got a new (er) truck, so he’s been thinking of selling it. He think he can get around $3500-$4K. If he put some nice wheels and new tires on it, cleaned up the rust and did a…

Have you ever seen hills so steep the sidewalks have stairs cut in to them? Cars hesitate at the top because its tilted enough the driver can only see sky out the windshield, and can’t see any street in front of the car at all?