On Nov. 29th, 1963, she gave an interview in Hyannis Port to Life Magazine. BUT, her family stayed in the White House for two weeks after Dallas. So, I think we can safely assume the list was done ahead of time, since neither parent was there.

“Pop!” goes the weasel.

Paramount has proposed a settlement whereby they will paint "Visit China" on Optimus Prime's grundle, which reportedly will be visible for no fewer than 19 minutes in the upcoming Transformers movie.

Cool the water in your refrigerator for one hour.

If my date gets uncomfortable with a comedian, they’re probably not a great match for me. I push boundaries by nature, so best to weed out those that can’t handle it.

You already know the answer:

You already know the answer:

“traffic circle”? It already has a name, you filthy colonist. It’s a roundabout.

Our thermostat goes to 60 at night and wife and I both sleep naked and never have any issues. Not everyone is the same though and people seem to forget that a lot. On the other hand sleeping naked has 1 huge downside. If you have a dog a cold wet nose on your ass can suck.

Don’t you mean, “irradiate the hell out of you?”

If U.S. energy companies were run like the Navy’s, I’d be the biggest fan of nuclear you ever saw.

*a lot of the highly vocal Americans are stupid.

Most Americans are also stupid

And good on Alaska Airlines for accommodating!

What the hell have you been looking at that you are served up the discount edible underwear? I'm asking for a friend.

Clearly it’s from all the traffic via Kinja Deals.