According to survey, it’s owners of Teslas that hate Tesla

The Nissan owners were too busy napping in those boring ass old cars to notice any problems.

if i see so much as a paralegal; hell, even a goddamn intern, i am turning this car around!

Why did this actually make me laugh rather than just the typical “say lol but really just push air through nostrils”

The bullshitty game I remember not being able to beat as a kid was AHHHHHH Real Monsters! for the Genesis. Again a rented game I loved the cartoon for, that game has some bull ass hokey. I think I made it to level 2 once that weekend.

I beat the game, but I think it happened once maybe, and I played it a lot. I also beat Ghouls ‘n Ghosts (yes, truly beat it by running through it twice)... I recently got the Genesis Mini and tried it again and I have NO idea how I managed to beat any of the older games back in the game, they’re all freaking…

If you can find the first two, go for it, they’re some of the best. Thousand Year Door is literally my favorite game.

Wait I thought that was just a mini-game...

All the battles are gonna be that ring thing? Well that just killed my interest...

I really wish Nintendo would do a proper Super Mario RPG follow-up.

A 13c temperture differential is 23.4f differential. You dont use the 32 degree offset when calculating differential temp. 

I just play a 1-minute loop of Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock from The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.

This is neat and all, but I’m far too lazy to give it a try myself. I think I’ll continue consuming copious amounts of peanut butter and dairy together the old fashioned way - ice cream! Sometimes I even warm up some peanut butter (Skippy!) to pour over the top of it.

It’s this kind of bullshit that’s had me reading Kotaku for so long. Thank you for taking a deep dive into this.

Correction:

Well, I have NOT actively contributed to the extremely hazardous problem of space debris in Earth’s orbit...

So I’ve that going for me, which is nice...

They’re usually pretty good at displaying the idiocy themselves. The patch can just be the blue checkmark.

I appreciate that as I scrolled down past the Top Stories widget, what I saw was the article about the Tonberry, “Knife Child Terrorizes Local Sector.”

I need a FF monsters ranked

Given that TJs stocks such a limited selection of items, I would think that it would actually be better positioned to provide delivery or pick-up grocery service, as less SKUs and a smaller footprint should lead to better inventory controls than mainstream supermarkets, and should allow the employees to fill the…

inviting you to study and understand these creatures alongside him in his quest for knowledge.

It’s an inspiring moment, even today. After thousands of games that ask you to win, kill, conquer, and destroy, Pokémon wants you to observe and study. It’s a science fiction story, and it’s one that positions science as…