This isn’t Alabama, where car inspections don’t exist and anything goes.

Shh. Most gadget makers have no understanding of engineering 

Thousand Year Door is easily my 4th favorite Mario game (although, I don’t know if I have Super Mario RPG, Super Mario World, and Super Mario Kart ranked way too high due to nostalgia)

As someone who a) wanted to watch football and b) had the choice of this or the Bengals and Cardinals, I can say that the officiating was pretty questionable (in favor of/against both teams) all game.

The difference is that the creative writing student won’t be paid by the university on top of receiving a scholarship?

“paying players a modicum of what they bring in to the university/NCAA”

Heh, remember when Mike Carey was on CBS? Half the time, I’m not even sure he was watching the same game.

I heard some very colorful language watching this game with surround sound on yesterday.

It just struck me that the TL;DR version of every team so far is something like “Because they are the Jaguars (fin)” 

I don’t understand this. They announce the “swap”, and Nike says “no, we have all of this inventory that we want to sell”. How many fans are going to buy a new LeBron #23 jersey (or AD #3 jersey for that matter), knowing that this could be coming next season, so they could likely get these at a discount when the…

Oof.

I know that this Izmir a joke, but Adana if I...wait, wait. Nevermind.

I just came across this article/comment, linked from another posted today.

It is, unfortunately, still a thing.

Worry about yourself and be the best you that you can be.

At one point in my daughter’s daycare room, out of like 10-12 kids, there was an Aiden, Jayden, and Zayden. This was 2018. It’s still happening.

The other week I saw a 30-something man with a pile of uneaten bread crust from his sandwich on his plate. It was alarming.

I thought that the characters in FFVIII were all solid. The story...ehhh

I will never not star this gif

(not-so-)fun fact: Excel can get hella confused when using parentheses inside an exponential function, so even Microsoft can’t do PEMDAS correctly. I only know this because a lot of my engineering students refuse to learn a programming language, so I dug into one of their sheets and found something like -(5)^2 = 25…