In my opinion, they have set all of this up already.

And Vancouver is just forgotten? Nice

The last time I checked, a high stick that draws blood was a double minor, not a major

Technically yes, but he lost the job to Matt Murray during the most recent one, which is one reason why they didn’t protect Fleury during the expansion draft.

I’m glad that now some other fan base gets to experience the inexplicable “goaltending” of MAF.

Yeah, but is the Jets, Bills, and Dolphins being slightly better than average an artifact of them playing the Jets, Bills, and Dolphins?

I mean, there is a high likelihood that the Steelers and Dolphins will both be butt this year (but so will the Bengals and the Jets gonna Jets). Unless the calculation assumes that the Chargers will be that much stronger than the other 3 teams in the AFC West?

I once farted in my sleep so loudly that it pervaded my then-girlfriend-now-wife’s dream that she was having to the point that she told me that she thought someone in her dream farted but then she realized it was me.

Those guys aren’t even rememberable

How much could these numbers possibly be biased by the “auto-play” that occurs if you spend too long reading the short blurb about the title? For example, do they count like a 3 second clip at the beginning before someone goes back to the menu as a full watch?

Maybe they were just upset about having to watch Maroon 5

Are we sure that it isn’t Gilbert Gottfried in a toupee?

what about an eyemouth?

That sucks for your friend, but good for him on leaving like that.

They’re already scheduled to play in London, I think

Meanwhile, Gronk is the kind of person who seems like he would snack on Tide Pods

This really confused me when I was in St. Louis for a conference in September. There was basically no traffic into or out of the city at any time of day (except when there was some concert at the ballpark on one of the nights).

I could get behind this idea. The NCAA eventually figured it out with targeting...

Rams fan ignoring the times that Goff did that in the first half?

The Saints lost because their receiver got clobbered before the ball was there, and consequently, they couldn’t run out the clock with a 3 point lead.