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So this was fake, but the Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl and the Cheribundi Boca Raton Bowl were legitimate? What a time to be alive...

Seriously. Guilty admission, I read this site during work hours; during boring meetings. If I have something on Autoplay while I’m on a conference call, I’m not gonna be able to read this site.

Well, lah-di-dah, Mr./Mrs. “I don’t need to be mauled to make $30K.” Down here at the 300-lb. Guys Mauling You factory, we get mauled constantly and rest our dirty faces easy knowing that we made an honest day’s pay for an honest day’s work. SMH at you East Coast Elites with your no-mauling philosophies. There’s just

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

After all those years keeping Stephen in bubble wrap, the Nats finally determined that the best packing material is two warm teammates.

Darnold: Shh! Listen! I can hear the ghosts now too.

You think that’s bad, Adam Gates lied to us and said Darnold was starting for the Jets and not the Pats.

You’re not off base, they do. This was worse, because Doug made the mistake of sounding like he was guaranteeing a win, the week after getting pantsed by the Vikings, after one of his linebackers said they didn’t have to worry about Cousins’ passing.

You know what they say, when in Rome.

Jalen Hurts is suddenly exploring his professional options in baseball.

I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.  

“Great article.”

This was a very weirdly close game, in more ways than one

Why post this? It’s not March, man.

[watches and rewatches the clips from many angles, and at various speeds]

[converses with video replay review center officials]

$10 for a jar of marinara? Must be nice being part of the 1%

Sports talk guy: This Jets fool better have a steel spleen.

I’m a lawyer (hold your applause). Most attorneys have respect for the unwritten “professional courtesy” when it comes to scheduling matters, moving deadlines, etc. It’s about not being a dick more than anything, and people who don’t respect the professional courtesy are assholes.

“numbnut mouth breather”

Asshole in college is asshole in NFL, who would have thunk.