This honestly makes me wonder: How do companies lay off their HR people? Who, like, hosts the meeting?
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“Edmonton is the top attraction in the Pacific”
Hey everyone, this guy figured out that the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars lacks an understanding of how an NFL team operates!
Let’s see, this seems to be the current publishing strategy:
1) Print circulation declines;
2) Fire staff and make product worse;
3) Hire new, young, web-first staff;
4) Make website based entirely on reader data;
5) Blame newsroom for inability to sell website;
5) Repeat endlessly from step 2 until you run out of money.
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Ugh, too soon. Take your stupid star, and also this VHS copy of highlights from the 1992 Dallas Cowboys’ thrilling march to the Super Bowl.
“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”
That’s why I prefer the paper kind.
Can we get a video of you and Roth doing some sort of Mad Libs / Remember Some Guys hybrid where someone flashes a picture of some awful miscreant, buffoon, or ne’er-do-well and you compete to see who can come up with the most withering appellation? You were both especially on fire today.
First Jaguars Junction, now The Blowhole? I anxiously await Deadspin’s next column on Florida’s NFL franchises, The Sinking Ship, a Buccaneers blog written by Tim Burke.
Works at T-Mobile, drives a 12-year-old BMW, and is known by all of the 17-to-22-year-old women in Fort Lauderdale as a person to avoid.
There’s a theory floating around this has to do with the 1936 throwback jerseys they wore on Sunday. (Black players were still banned in ‘36) Last week, there were some seemingly innocuous comments from Nagy about the “lively discussion” going on in the locker room about the jerseys. It’s bizarre, but possible, Smith…
Well, Sean McVay was on their staff for two years, so presumably they are going to hire his barista at Starbucks or the person who picks up his dry cleaning.
I hereby propose that we start an Internet Rumor that Dan Snyder is courting Dabo Swinney. There’s no downside. Either:
“Coach, it’s pretty amazing that you’re here this late.”- Dan Snyder to Jay Gruden, referring to Week 5.
If football coaches like Gruden actually had a sense of humor and weren’t so averse to fun they would just say fuck it, and let their freak flag fly. Want to fire up the Wing T offense? Sure, fuck it. Double halfback passes every other drive? Sure, fuck it.
In his 5+ years as head coach, Gruden as NEVER won 10 or more games in a season, competed and lost in one playoff game and has finished above 500, exactly once. He has more crippled starting quarterbacks than playoff victories.
Giri, if I may add a few:
Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.