He also, at his age, has the second-most rushing yards for the season of any QB in the NFL. But none of the so-called “experts” bothers to mention that stat.

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

There’s a not-dirty explanation too, you know. It could just be the new defensive end that the Bears drafted from the University of Illinois Springfield was relieved that while the defense was on the field none of his teammates tried to eat his favorite candy bar.

Compared to syphilis and Nickelback, maybe.

Can Oklahoma really just slot anyone behind center and make him look like a Heisman Trophy candidate?

Chris D’elia. You have a better chance of him yelling at your child in public than hearing him tell a funny joke.  He used his dad’s career as a trojan horse to get into Hollywood and has built a following by being mean to teenage girls on twitter. Arrogant without the accolades to justify it. He is the Trevor Bauer…

I feel bad for the guy. The GM is the one making these trades. They’re collecting a lot of picks for these trades but we all know that means this season is a wash. Not that anyone should expect the Dolphins to make good decisions with those draft picks. I mean, we’ve all seen them play over the last twenty some-odd yea…

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

Also, fractional leads are better than whole number leads. Best of all are transcendental leads such as pi, because when you have a pi lead, the other team can’t tie the game, because when they attempt to score pi runs, they only get halfway around the bases.

Shel Silverstein is the greatest poet that ever lived. I will fight anyone that disagrees.

Judging from these stories, you shit and/or pissed your pants?

I feel like none of us really understood how cups actually worked, and what they could or could not do.

“That poor butter-fingered guy is sophomore quarterback Dorian Thompson-Robinson, who was named the team’s starter earlier this week.”

In other news, Dumb and Dumber is a 25 year old movie.

Why are the Chiefs??

“Becoming A Less Relevant Franchise Than Tennessee and Jacksonville: A How To Guide: by Dean Spanos.” Coming to a bookstore near you.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

I’m almost positive that Marmalard will have another kid by then.

“Jerry is just like every other rich asshole owner who prizes belonging more than actually winning, who believes that who you know justifies what you do, and who thinks projecting an aura of excellence creates excellence.”