Hm

That’s a clown offer, bro

I wish the big bullies like Baltimore would stop beating up on plucky upstarts like New York.

Did the yankees start using the met’s medical team?

A sport so insanely boring that the way people let go of the bat is analysed. This is nothing.

It kind of almost looks like he’s upset because he knows he didn’t get all of it. Am I crazy?

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I think a good option that splits the difference is a team name that shares a theme with the male team in the city, with the obvious example being the Lynx/Timberwolves. The Lynx have their own identity, but the shared color schemes and logo design make it feel like one Minnesota basketball family.

Like, like, but not, like, like like. Y’know? Pass me a multiple-choice note during math class, we’ll straighten it out.

Colgate is just scraping by, though.

Also, you want them to bring a lot of revenue to the team’s coffer without having to pay them much.

There’s a substantial overlap of skill sets there. Much like a pitcher, you want a cashier to do whatever he can to prevent stealing.

Paste it into Wolfram Alpha. You’ll be pleasantly surprised.

And he said something about my mom; I had to Google what it was. It’s just different. It’s a different culture.

kind of

If this were Cooper, the clues of “word he didn’t know” and “mom” would clearly indicate this kid used the word “love.”

Wrong St. Petersburg.

Real missed opportunity to draw a flaming yin-yang skull.  SMDH.

This year’s absences: Bruce Arians, Pete Carroll, Sean Payton, Mike Tomlin, Adam Gase, and Sean McVay