“i was annoying and he got annoyed. what a nightmare!”

The thing is, as a Blue Jackets fan, for the first decade and a half this team has been around, it has either been a “gutter team” or a “gutter team featuring Rick Nash”. It’s kind of amazing how much Torts/Jarmo/Davidson have increased the credibility of this team to the extant that missing the playoffs is…

Agree with all of that, and I’ll add real-time playback. No more slo-mo microsecond parsing of whether the ball was wobbling before or after a shoelace was touching chalk. That’ll fix the obvious blown calls like the Rams-Saints PI and prevent circus catches from being overturned because the receiver exhaled as he hit…

No more replay. None. In fact let the players call their own fouls. It works in my Y league. Isn’t this a sport about honor? Men. Big brave men. Let them police themselves and let’s see how it shakes out. It sure as hell would be better than this? If you’re constantly in the penalty, buddy things will change. It’s…

Um, that’s not upside down, that’s oriented the wrong way. I was picturing the plastic part upside down then with the buttons installed. Not the best descriptor here.

Pretty sure it would be the food doing the asshole ripping in that scenario.

outrage for the sake of being outraged.

If it makes you feel better, I saw that article and did not click because it looked as dumb as it apparently is.

It’s not a copyright issue. Here’s something I’ve noticed: embedded tweets etc. are shown to me on all sites as plaintext. I use Firefox with its in-browser ad blocker turned on. When I turn off the in-browser ad blocker, or open the link in IE (which has no ad blocking turned on for me), I can see them. So it may not…

Jalopnik is both amused and confused by this comment.

Don’t you hate it when you do a racism and then people are mean to you and you have to file a lawsuit due to the emotional stress brought on by the fallout of the racism you did? Sucks, man.

What about those of us who were offended because Adam Levine sucks? #notmyhalftimeshow

Sean McVay’s offensive gameplan should have offended and disgusted everyone far more than Adam Levine’s nipples.

God, I want to see the shit that ensues whenever this person goes outside.

They still haven’t figured out how that happened, either, because moranism is an inherited trait.

Ryan Fitzpatrick was already signed by the Dolphins.

A list of NHL franchises Mike Trout can now afford:

I think you forget how great Bonds was before roids.

12 years - that’s long enough for Joseph Gordon-Levitt to become the actual manager under his Roger Bomman character and save the franchise once again!

Ugh I hate when people claim a guy who only hit 762 home runs is “great.” Like sure, he won 4 straight MVPs from 01-04, but his OPS was only 1.368 over this stretch. People act like it’s impressive that he put up an OBP of .609 one year, but I’m not buying it.