Anything that 1999-era The Rock would have worn is good enough for Desean.

I suddenly have a huge desire to see this kind of play legal. Break their stick with a slash? Definite penalty. Launch their stick into the rafters and send that little t-shirt blimp crashing onto the ice? GAME ON.

Rather by definition, standing still and not playing basketball, instead of playing basketball, actually is not part of the game of playing basketball.

position players will only be permitted to pitch in extra innings or if their team is leading or trailing by seven or more runs unless they have been previously designated by their team as a two-way player which can only be done if those players have pitched 20 innings or appeared in 20 games in which they made…

Baseball’s biggest problem right now--and I’m being serious--is that the people who run it do not appear to actually enjoy the game.

Steelers: We’re gonna go ahead and light our roster on fire.

How does Barkley, who plays for the Giants, affect the work of Bell, as totes the ball for the Jets?

“Stop saying jets are a disaster!”

Lol. Jabrill peppers made one decent play in two years and cant return kicks for shit. You got fleeced.

Footage from this year’s Browns playoff-clinching win against Pittsburgh:

So, you’re saying his room was Farmers Only?

Totally. Back when I was young and lived in Pittsburgh, I would hit the Giant Eagle in Shadyside (the fancy one on Centre Ave) during Stillers games and it was a fucking breeze.

Been going to the supermarket at about 9am nearly every Sunday for the last 20 years. Nearly empty on the way in, starting to get crowded (but not yet at the registers) on the way out.

Goodell wouldn’t fine Alonso, he was a defenseless receiver.

Scott Servais, you say?

“Blood doping? No, it’s cool, this is heroin.”

Great plan, geniuses!

Projection: no longer than halfway through this contract, the NL will have adopted the DH, so Harper will stay.

The BJ’s? Yeah.

I like this new weekly feature “This Week in Basketball Shoes.”