Nobody’s Watching, Nobody’s Listening, Nobody Cares or, How I Stayed the Head Coach of the Cincinnati Bengals For Sixteen Fucking Years: The Marvin Lewis Story

Chris,

Rovell is a sentient sponsored post.

Are these public schools? They can’t afford to have their nets chopped up- those were scheduled to be reused as paint brushes for the art classes. 

My wife and I are having our first in a couple months. Anytime someone says anything close to “do you think you’re ready”, I tell them that we have a dog, so we have a pretty good idea of what we’re doing. Literally as I was typing this, my uncle just asked me if I was prepared to change diapers. Told him that we’re…

We went to a class for our first one, and they went around the room asking each couple about their birth plan. Most of them were “We’re going to try to go natural” with a few “We’re using a midwife in home and going natural”.

I’ll always remember Trent Richardson as the guy the Browns gave to the Colts so they could draft Johnny Manziel.

In this case, “unsportsmanlike conduct” is cover for “Dude, we can’t afford to replace that ball, and we only have this stadium until 7pm!”

Let's Remember Some Guys: The League

Or enlarge his eyes slightly every time so by the end of the season he looks like an alien from mars attacks!

Ironic, because they only just got around to getting rid of the foot powder keg that Rex Ryan kept in his office.

Giving him the old moutheyes treatment would be an improvement.

When will people stop trying to push this “family connections” bullshit about NFL coaching? Just because you’re somebody’s relative doesn’t mean you aren’t qualified and earn your job through meri—

“7-9"

Oh my GOD I’m so fucking sick of this narrative. All Lebron wants is to win the finals every year in a place he wants to be with the players he wants at the exact moment he wants them. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

I hate to turn this into a civics lesson, but no, it does not say that at all. It says that there are four who serve as “state senators”. You see, in state government, the state is divided into “districts” who each elect a “representative” to “represent” that district in the state “legislature”. These are not…

The Pelicans have merely joined the upper echelon of vindictiveness and malice, long occupied only by geese

Yes, because the Patriots would have had to come up with a more intricate defense than one used by junior flag football teams.

“Guys we’re desperate. Doesn’t anyone have anywhere that our team would be welcome?”

Ray Ratto is a Bay Area vagrant of minimal consequence.