What stat tells us how far someone can punt a football?

I hope they do a historical analysis of sprint speed, because I’m unreasonably curious to know where John Kruk falls on this relationship.

Are you my Little League coach? As the first baseman, it was always my fault when my teammates either a) airmailed the ball 3 feet over my head or b) bounced a throw in the dirt 6 feet to the side of the bag.

This whole thing feels to me like Michigan is circumventing the NCAA rule that their athletes can’t accept gifts.

Haha, Chris Neil. When I saw that he might be available for Game 2, I thought “why would anyone in their right mind think that’s a good idea?”

I was specifically referring to his stupid 1-3-1 traps.

That’s Guy Boucher for you.

Cool story, especially since the gif was taken from the WCF.

ELIMINATE THE PITCHER:

But that’s why Harden is obviously the most deserving MVP candidate, since he has to resort to this sort of gimmickry!

By your logic, Letang “getting away” with this is just karma for Dubinsky and Staal “getting away” with all the cross-checks to Crosby’s head for all those years.

Is that mouth eyes? Because it looks (tastes?) like mouth eyes.

Why is YouDee there?

When you frame it that way, I don’t take exception to your statement. Sorry for the original misinterpretation.

I see your point, but saying that Pascal “Pasqual*” Dupuis’ career-ending injury caused him to be “rotated out” isn’t really fair.

So you’re telling me that the only good part of last week’s SNL was ripping off someone else’s work? Based on how (non-Weekend-Update) things have been this season, I can believe that.

I see that Jerral let Garrett go in his stead.

Is he going to launch another criminal investigation for this?

You just described every point of contention in like every meeting I have ever attended with my colleagues.

+1 refractive power