He and Terrell Suggs can do whatever they want, man. It’s a free country.

My college roommate was proud of his Eagles “Super Bowl XXXIX Champions” hat that he found there

BREAKING

I clicked expecting Vikings Bradford vs. Eagles Bradford. This is better?

In Pennsylvania, you can drive from Bird-in-Hand on your way to Intercourse before arriving in Pleasureville.

YOU LIKE THAT?

At least the Browns manage to stay relevant through all their ineptitude?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburg…

You better Billeive that Liam laughing out loud, Guy.

7-3 over Tulane. More like “Woke Forest”!

Please don’t insult the intelligence of a sack of potatoes like that

My guess is that there will be some literal bed-shitting at some point.

You spelled “wooder ice” wrong.

Did you turn on the “battery saver” mode? This was the only change that I saw when I did that...

“Who?” - most Deadspin readers

He’s about as smooth as the end of that interview.

Yeah, my guess is that this is what it said on the first layer of tape.

+1 guhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Also intriguing is that Vernon Adams Jr. is like the 3rd string QB for Montreal.

Here’s some empirical proof that they are creative types.