I thought scientists spent millions of taxpayer dollars to prove that we weren’t living inside a simulation?

More importantly: wtf is a “Redblack”?

Yeah, and apparently the head shot he took is totally within the realm of okay, and so was the fact that all those Redblacks came off the bench and SHOVED HIM INTO THEIR SIDELINE so of course he has to walk through the bench.

Does this mean the Knicks are giving up on trying for Durant?

It’s ok, he made up for it by yelling “fuck yeah” the most when they were taking turns lifting the cup.

But when Brent Burns does that in open ice, it’s totally cool?

It’s hard to score on the rebound when Brent Burns is cross-checking you out of the way before you have a chance to react to the puck

Part positioning, but more so the fact that when the Pens get desperate, all of their shots on goal are directly into the goalie’s stomach area. Jones did make 44 saves, which is remarkable, but I’m curious if there’s a metric that tracks something like “quality saves”. Bonino was one, for sure, but generally, he…

Dug that one up from the ol’ KSK archives?

“entire ‘sports’ division”

I would have put him at mid-70s, closer to Dick Vitale and Verne Lundquist.

Yeah, that’s the biggest news in this story

Yeah! The Panthers could host the Jets!

Thanks for that R. Kelly earworm, dick

“I am not optimistic that this team can come back to win the series.”

This comment also serves as a great entry in “let’s remember some guys”

+1 for the comment. Just going to leave this here:

wadatah my damie

Thanks for the “let’s remember some guys” post :)

I had to watch and re-watch to make sure that gif wasn’t photoshopped, because it was so amazingly synchronized.