breaking: Real shithead begat alleged shithead.

You mean annoying robo-Jesus stuff and annoying brand shilling?

More like waist, AMIRITE?

Oh, so you’re saying Schenn had a “textbook Ovechkin hit”?

I would argue that Scuderi has effectively been done for about that past 4 seasons

He even drops the gloves every now and then, unlike Crosby.

Someone took this picture when his agent called him about the role a few years ago

I get that you guys were cherry-picking comments, but was Sarah Palin his ghost-writer?

So now Purdue fans can feel better about their collapse on their way to losing to Arkansas-Little Rock?

More like the first in a 12 step process

I feel like you could have mustard some sort of word play.

I’d rather listen to a bunch of homers than Eddie Olczyk.

I don’t know, but devil’s advocate or not, this is a good question.

It’s hard not to wonder if this team would’ve been better off in Seattle.

Thanks for reminding me of what an acid trip the first quarter’s commercials were.

This comment deserves all the stars.

You mean the guy who probably threw the phone onto the ground at the beginning of the video? Fuck that asshole

I never won’t think of this when I see or hear anything about Andy Reid.

I tried to craft a response that was appropriate whether you were being serious or not

Yes, because two equal, random events provide hard evidence. Each coin flip has a 50% chance of landing on heads, meaning there is a 25% chance that it can land on heads twice in a row.