He became a “nope” for me after I started following his Instagram account. He seems exhausting wrapped up in a fake “I’m so chill, man” blanket of nonsense. 

When dining out, take the cold hard individually wrapper butters and hold them between your hot little hands. This will soften the butter and allow you to spread it on the bread without destroying it. 

I saw something similar, maybe even the same program, and I thought “What in the hell sense did any of that make?!?!”

I seriously never even thought of Ariana having a spray tan. But I’m also the person that doesn’t always recognize hair extensions. 

I used to pay a little more to get cotton undies from Victoria’s Secret because Hanes and FotL got all cheap and scratchy on my bum. Now, VS is also cheep and scratchy on my bum and they don’t fit the same yet they cost the same and fuck that. Why pay extra for better when the better is the same crap?

I noticed them on my most recent flight, too. They were so nice! Such a pretty color. 

Except trees totally have personality. She’s a plastic tree. 

The VS bras also leave out anyone that’s had surgery that has left them needing a softer band around their diaphragm than a traditional bra but needs more coverage than a bralette provides. Bye, bye VS; helllooooooo True & Co.

And even with her Trump voting record McSally STILL had ads out about how Sinema was “too extreme” 

I was absolutely going to say that my Grandparents would be happy in that house.

And is there any evidence to support the rumor that he once supported some white supremacist group or something of that sort? 

I was at JFK milling about the gate when I realize a very tall, well built man with an amazing ass was standing beside me. I admire it a bit then I let my eyes travel upward and I realize I’m standing there objectifying Larry Fitzgerald. 

The folks that cried about false accusations being made towards men are now making a false accusation toward a man. And using fake news to do it.

Exactly this! I grew up there and my family is still there and I basically now believe that every women and every man that respects women need to move the fuck out of the state. 

“Does a ponytail .... hurt .... for some people??”

“i’m in constant pain always and don’t care at all”

So after reading the comments on the post asking for submissions and then this post I had to close the blinds in my bedroom window for the first time in years because holy crap now I’m convinced someone or something will just be staring at me all night. I don’t need this!

Two adult men with daddy issues bond over a hat! News at 11. 

Same!

But this IS a photo of a real girl, right? And now the media is all over the place repeating over and over “GOP shares photo of ugly girl saying it’s Ford.”