But it was spoooooky GOOD though

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

The ones that turn out to be humans with ill intent scare me far more than the ghosts. See: the farmhand one and the Cincinnati apartment one from recent years.

these are so great! I really enjoyed this year’s submissions. If you’re looking for an archive, here you go:

I’m surprised the Franny one was picked. It’s so obviously fake.

The one where the men were living in the wall still gets me. She kept finding her house covered in dust and couldn’t figure out why, mail was disappearing etc.. Turned out they were just hanging out behind her dresser (I think?) watching. 

It depends on the part of the country. Really, really small towns don’t have any type of chain “House” place. 

I dunno - I’m from a super small town and the only diner available is the local diner that isn’t a waffle house. 

And not a single ounce of Black makeup/shoe polish was used.

Agreed.  I read the creepy pasta “Penpal” a while back which has similar plot points.  Installed motion detectors in my crawlspace afterwards.  Freaking creepy!

The scariest thing about the ouija board story is that a Chick Tract gained enough sentience to write it!

Does anyone want to start building a canon of the all-time greats we’ve had on here, over the years?

I feel like the crawling civil war ghost would go on there for me, from this year. Just a deeply upsetting mental image.

Crawlspace man freaked me out the most and has me hearing things in my own house now. I made my dog come inside to keep me company/for protection and since she’s currently enjoying a power nap by the heating vent I think we’re fine but boy that one gave me the heebie jeebies. I love scary story season on Jezebel!

It does. That’s why every single one of his “public” appearances has been carefully curated. This is literally the first time he’s been exposed to the unfiltered public since the inauguration.

Just a friendly PSA: Civil War battlefields are all haunted. Visit at your own risk!

This needs to happen every fucking time he shows his mottled orange mug in public.

No, don’t feel anything for that Viper. She was/is a ‘Birther’ as much as her Vile husband. There’s plenty of video out there of her spewing the lies!

True fact: Pete actually has an average penis, but he does have a 9 inch tongue and breathes through his ears.