This. It’s a great painting and I really like it. But a portrait of Michelle Obama it is not.

There needs to be a better way to educate people that want dogs so people understand all of this. I had a Beagle years ago and people would approach me all of the time to see if I was interested in breeding her “because she was so pretty.” STOP DOING THIS! She had behavioral issues and her front legs were malformed.…

Then I’m glad my pre-teen/teen ears heard Prince and decided that was my favorite. 1999, the Purple Rain soundtrack, and Sign o’ the Times are timeless. Not to mention that seeing Purple Rain as a 12 year old definitely impacted what I find sexy as an adult.

My Mother gave me a copy of “Where Did I Come From” when I was in grade school and I was not ready. I mean, at least she went about sex ed in the right way but I just wasn’t ready. She even offered to answer any questions I may have had after I read but all I could do was lock myself in the bathroom for a while and…

My Mom would leave her romance novels in the bathroom so I’d leaf through them to the sexy parts while on the toilet. That’s the only real sexy stuff I remember reading as a younger me that wasn’t, you know, “Flowers in the Attic.”

Maybe? I have no idea. I enjoy cake and ice cream and cookies but I have never been that person that eats an entire row of Oreos at once, a whole pint at once, etc. I cannot even fathom that.

When I dole out my ice cream I put it in a ramekin and it’s usually more than a few spoon fulls and it’s perfect! Just the…

Every time I sit down to eat ice cream. I find it’s the perfect amount!

Yeah, I can’t with any sweetener outside of sugar. So, I opt for buying ice creams that are made with the least amount of ingredients, like Haagen Dazs.

A pint is three servings. At least.

Pretty damn close!

Last year I was anesthetized twice and sedated once and all I said as it took effect but before I was out each time was “Oh, YEAAAAH!” because I, apparently, really like that moment of groovy.

I’ve not watched a second of any of these movies but I have thoroughly enjoyed each recap here.

Same.

I hate everything. I want to reboot, please.

I don’t know that I care if she would actually come out with secret videos she took while she was working for the administration with what a jerk she has been. I suspect I’d roll my eyes and say “Whatever, Omarosa...” and carry on with the rest of my day.

Do not disturb is the best feature built into our phones, imo, and I have no idea why more people don’t use it. When I see or hear anyone complaining about notifications at night I explain DND and how to set it up so you don’t miss the emergencies and they act like it’s too much of an inconvenience. It’s perfection,…

I make a bacon fat deviled egg that I just started adding the TJ’s Everything But the Bagel seasoning to and it is FANTASTIC! Just a bit of bacon fat (a bit under 1/4 cup) to make the yolks all creamy, I crumble 1 strip of bacon, a tablespoon of the seasoning into 6 eggs. Fantastic for pre workout or breakfast for the…

Me looking at them: Oh, I like every color. I need to go shopping!

I think my thinking now is that had he been in charge of his own money he would have had a more realistic view of how far it went, what his limitations were, etc. Like I said, we married young. Basically went from home, to college, to married so he’d not had much of his own responsibility before.

I don’t have kids so the Rx drug option is likely better for me. I’ve tried Ativan and Xanax. I like the Xanax because it makes me feel silly on top of the relaxed but that’s likely a bad sign, really. The Ativan just made me feel relaxed without the silly, I didn’t feel drugged. I felt like me, just calmer. So,…