Every time I sit down to eat ice cream. I find it’s the perfect amount!

Yeah, I can’t with any sweetener outside of sugar. So, I opt for buying ice creams that are made with the least amount of ingredients, like Haagen Dazs.

A pint is three servings. At least.

Pretty damn close!

Last year I was anesthetized twice and sedated once and all I said as it took effect but before I was out each time was “Oh, YEAAAAH!” because I, apparently, really like that moment of groovy.

I’ve not watched a second of any of these movies but I have thoroughly enjoyed each recap here.

Same.

I hate everything. I want to reboot, please.

I don’t know that I care if she would actually come out with secret videos she took while she was working for the administration with what a jerk she has been. I suspect I’d roll my eyes and say “Whatever, Omarosa...” and carry on with the rest of my day.

Do not disturb is the best feature built into our phones, imo, and I have no idea why more people don’t use it. When I see or hear anyone complaining about notifications at night I explain DND and how to set it up so you don’t miss the emergencies and they act like it’s too much of an inconvenience. It’s perfection,…

I make a bacon fat deviled egg that I just started adding the TJ’s Everything But the Bagel seasoning to and it is FANTASTIC! Just a bit of bacon fat (a bit under 1/4 cup) to make the yolks all creamy, I crumble 1 strip of bacon, a tablespoon of the seasoning into 6 eggs. Fantastic for pre workout or breakfast for the…

Me looking at them: Oh, I like every color. I need to go shopping!

I think my thinking now is that had he been in charge of his own money he would have had a more realistic view of how far it went, what his limitations were, etc. Like I said, we married young. Basically went from home, to college, to married so he’d not had much of his own responsibility before.

I don’t have kids so the Rx drug option is likely better for me. I’ve tried Ativan and Xanax. I like the Xanax because it makes me feel silly on top of the relaxed but that’s likely a bad sign, really. The Ativan just made me feel relaxed without the silly, I didn’t feel drugged. I felt like me, just calmer. So,…

I was married super young and while I felt like it worked at the time, I wish I would have insisted on separate accounts with a joint account for household bills and necessities. I was the voice of reason, he wanted to have all of the things, and I got tired of always saying no and then we had way too much debt too…

I dip Doritos in french onion dip. It’s disgustingly delicious and I’ll never stop.

And I guarantee you the parents that give those names are the same racist assholes that used to speak out against “black names.”

Thank you for the confirmation! I wish more people knew/understood this. I wish more doctors’ billing departments would be that honest/forthcoming with the patients. I’ve tried to explain it to people I know when they express fear of medical bills and they’re putting off tests so they can save up some money. The…

When I went to check into the hospital for my fibroid removal I had to pay a percentage of my bill before they’d even take me to pre-op.

Fruity Pebbles. I absolutely have to give up the Fruity Pebbles and eat a real damn breakfast. Or dinner.