Well, you convinced me and I bought one. When my diet begins to consist of only skillet brownies I’ll blame you.

This is awesome to read as I’m planning a visit this year!

So, if Jesus already gave us our flu shots but she still acknowledges that some people have the flu....ummm....I lost the logic there. I’m not sure what she’s trying to say. Likely because it’s real dumb.

So that pretty much sounds like the justifications of a man that has had some sex with some minors.

He owned an operated a revenge porn site. He’d take down the photos if the women sent him a request and anywhere from $250 to 500. So, he’s all sorts of MAGA. /s

In years past I’ve seen a Girl Scout troop just outside the gate of the Phoenix Open, which I thought was genius. Drunk people that have been watching golf all day were buying like hotcakes! But this year they were not there. I’m not sure if that’s due to the PGA or the Girl Scouts, either way it was a bummer and a…

Oh, crap! I had my Dad in town starting the first and we were on the go the whole time and I totally forgot about push ups.

Yeah, I was all “Shit. I’m not a woman.” Because Dorito fingers are tasty and gimme those bottom of the bag crumbs, please.

THIS is what my Dad said. He asked me old he is and I told him and he then replied “Then why is he trying to be a teenager?”

So, is a finsta the same thing as a user having a “spam” account. Like, they use their regular (rinsta?) ID but with spam at the end (for example: TheAndreaSpam)? My niece has one and it just seems like sillier photos than her regular Instagram feed.

I’m pretty sure it’s better for your 14 year old to learn about sex in this positive type of manner than the alternatives like porn, weird “facts” from his friends, or just figuring things out on his own in an unsafe manner.

I said to my Dad... “What does MLK have to do with selling an effing Ram truck?!” Not cool, Dodge...not cool.

It was so boring. And the sound was terrible. And the Prince homage was gimmicky and just left me pissed off because of the reasons listed in this article and, again, it not feeling genuine. Simply being in Minneapolis does not mean you’re obligated to do a Prince tribute, folks. You need to mean that shit.

Oh, I know that feeling all too well! I wound up going to the ER after one bout because “Maybe this really is a heart attack!” Ugh. So sorry!

Thanks! Good luck with your barium swallow. I hope you’re not experiencing anything too uncomfortable!

I was at the game and, for once, was really following the action so I was looking right at him when that happened. Legs and ankles are not meant to bend that way. It was brutal and I feel horrible for him.

Other than not yet being able to burp (hiatal hernia repair with fundoplication) I’m doing great! Ready for things to go back to “normal.”

I’m in!

I have a reasonably good paying job, great credit, and very low (interest free) debt and yet I have, like, $30 in savings. Why? Because I had the audacity to need two surgeries and multiple tests and procedures last year. Wiped me out. I’m LUCKY and I know it that I could cover it all and not go into debt but dammit…

Does it have notes of bitterness and desperation? /s