It’s the same people that would refer to any Mexican male they see as Jose and then wonder why people find them offensive. “What? It’s just a name!”

I cannot believe that in the year 2017 there are STILL people that get all pearl clutchy in regards to talking about body parts! But here we are.

Even if all I do is say “hey google, play Prince music!” while I’m washing dishes or preparing food, it’s worth having.

I’m no fashionista and even I said “What the fuck is she even wearing?!”

I worked retail for two Christmases over twenty years ago and the only song that STILL makes me stabby is “Blue Christmas.” Just typing the title is enough to induce feelings of stabbiness.

Actually, I saw a cardiologist earlier this year and I have a good heart! It helps that this breakfast and lunch menu are, truly, just a few times a year.

Turkey is trash. BUT! it’s vital to the days after, the best part of Thanksgiving, where you get to toss the shredded turkey, left over stuffing, and gravy all in a pot and heat that mess up to create the amazingness that is turkey goulash. I cannot wait until Friday.

Very true. Usually, my family will do biscuits and gravy breakfast around 8 or 9, then something small or just snack a bit here and there the rest of the day to be sure we’re hungry for the main event. Usually that means clam dip and chips for lunch.

Things my parents did right:

This is my exact question. On Thanksgiving you snack during the day as you wait for the main event.

5 - 5:30 is usually my family’s default time. It gives the family that live in other areas enough time to get there, it gives the family with in-laws time to go their crazy noon time Thanksgiving feasts, and it gives Mom enough time to make creating Thanksgiving dinner look super chill. She has seriously made me…

I had an unbelievable deal on a gym if I also used a personal trainer there and my trainer’s rates were awesome! It sucked when I had to let that go. Having someone show me what to do in the gym, how to do it the right way, keep me accountable, and support me was golden!

YES!

That’s a nightmare for me. I am so afraid of spiders, man. And I live in Arizona and kill scorpions like they’re no biggie. But spiders? Nope. Just reading that line, I could hear it in my head and I shivered. *cries*

I just cried.

I want to visit Australia. But only after they bug bomb the whole place.

All of this. And for the first time in I have no idea how many years, I’m not able to be with my family and it sucks.

I remember 2/3 years ago? when everyone was all “Lena is awesome” and I’d read headlines that basically said “Everyone cares about what Lena has to say!” and I would just shrug and think “I don’t. I barely know who she is.” And then I went to look at who she is and thought “ugh, yeah, she’s the worst” and I was right.

Right? I just looked at them and thought “I don’t care if she is allegedly a pain in the ass, this is downright adorable!”

And if he’d been diagnosed and treated better in his youth could his path have been changed?!