I have never understood her appeal. Never.

And? He could be lying about the other girl’s behavior in order to keep the work girl on his hook.

The Andrea is glad this was remembered.

I suspect that the month I did the Whole 30 was the one and only period in my life that I even came close to getting enough fruits and veggies in my diet.

Ugh. They’re gonna give everyone participation trophies, aren’t they?

Gawdamn that man was sexy.

Thank you! I’m tired of hearing about this simply being a men in power issues. The assholes that have harassed me were just schmoes I had the misfortune of encountering out in the world.

I am of two minds on this subject.

I hate everything about what this administration stands for. Every. fucking thing.

Yet again I find myself being oh so thankful to my parents. They never tried to force us into any preconceived box they had for us, they allowed us the space and safety to form and express our own opinions on things and they discussed their opinions with us but never made us all agree, they paid attention to where our…

Do we need tips? All I do is walk into a room or a place with a dog and boom! people are interested.

I was a 23 year old newlywed living in a new state and working at a my first real job. This was the soundtrack. Just sitting here listening to it all on Spotify is bringing it all back. Those were good times.

So. so. so. so much better.

Well, the results are in. No diggity, no doubt I’m a psychopath. Great.

The Andrea just exclaimed, “Bobby Finger is my favorite.”

Remember when John McCain said something like we don’t have time for on the job training in a debate against Obama and all Republicans were all “yeah! that’s right!”?

Absolutely! Because you’re still going to have, you know, a baby in the house that needs stuff.

“I just worry about you being all alone.” *looks around* I have dogs. And friends.

I’ve heard the drying thing from others but I’ve had good luck with it. I just wanted to make sure it wasn’t something like “Sure, use Cetaphil if you enjoy torturing beagles and bunnies!!”

What’s wrong with Cetaphil?!